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The Whacking Addiction

How to know if your pet plays too much Whack-a-Staff Member.

by princess_dizzy_dayz
An Interview with the Great Doctor Sloth

With only the slightest hesitation I knocked on the door. After a few minutes it hissed and slid open. I entered cautiously- after all, one does not approach the boss unless one has a very good reason to...

by azellica
Princess of the Peaks

"You took long enough to get here," she murmurs. "Trouble with the peaks?" Another grin flashes across the Gnorbu's face...

by squire_genevieve
The DiamondEyez Review - All About Unknown Diseases

These conditions are rare to come by, but they can affect your pet and you need to be prepared to deal with them, since the hospital can barely diagnose these cases, much less treat them...

by goldenpaw
"Vote", and Other Useful Beauty Contest Terms

If you expect yourself to be a well-seasoned Beauty Contester, then the most important thing you can learn is the lingo of the Beauty Contest Board.

by queen_starshine
The Legend of the Geraptiku Fly Trap

Have you ever wondered what the past of the wonderful Geraptiku Fly Trap holds? Mysteries? ...Secrets? Let's find out...

by kougrabrightvale44
The Ultimate Guide To Deckswabber

Deckswabbing has great rewards for those who are willing to work for it. Do you have what it takes to keep the deck as clean as a whistle and earn your share of the treasure?

by brad_333
Igloo Restocking Guide

The Igloo restock is a bit different from the main shops. How? It is simple; you do not have to haggle!!

by zodiaxia
An Interview With the Healing Springs Faerie

"I have a terrible memory. If it isn't fluffy and cute, it tends to slip my mind quite easily..."

by zutcree
How to Get That Fabulous Pet You've Always Wanted

There's lots of ways to change your pets, aren't there?

by foxo11
Find the Perfect Avatar!

Have you ever wondered: What IS my perfect avatar? Even if you haven't, you should know how to pick the right one!

by mary_rox_sox
Darigan Dilemmas

Ever wondered about Darigan pets? This is the guide for you.

by captain_amber140
Altador Revealed

Why one would want a house shaped like a potion is beyond me, although it may have to do with living in Altador, which, as I may have mentioned before, is not normal.

by susankidwell
 
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The Perfect Pet



So we've all seen these fabulously exotic, cute, unique and all-round pwnsome pets around the site. But the question is, how do I get that perfect pet? There are some obvious methods, and some not-so obvious ones. Let's explore that now...



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A Simple Matter of Money
Fouchier is quite possibly the most introverted, sneaky little Lupe you will ever find. He hides everything he buys from me in the innermost reaches of his room, and when I try to question him about his purchases, all I get in return is...

by fading_foliage

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White Feathers and Newsprint
Why has the Weewoo become the icon of all stories and articles ever published in Neopia? Our story begins with a solitary White Weewoo in Faerieland, Zippret, desperately searching for a job...

by hwtennisgirl6

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Catching Up: Part Eleven
The Dark Faerie shook her hair out of her face, letting it flutter behind her in the wind, and concentrated on landing. Together the six Faeries settled their Racers into the gated courtyard...

by extreme_fj0rd

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Neoplay: Two Faeries and a Wannabe Evil Overlord - Part Two
"Wait, am I crazy, or was this totally broken when I picked it up and brought you here?" The Bori looked up at the suitcase...

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by kioasakka


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Being Incorporeal is Fun!
Wheee!

by krychek2001

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Meow?
Be careful with what you say on Krawk Island...

by edddibgaz



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