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Top Secrets Revealed: Dr. Sloth's Answering Machine

A while ago, a great secret was revealed to the whole Neopia. Probably not a lot of Neopians noticed this, since they were busy trying out for the competition in which this secret was announced indirectly...

by shadowcristal
NeoQuest II Survival For Newbies

Yes, it was a good day to be an adventurer, and that 's just what I intended to do. But what happened, I hear you ask? Well, Kat - also known as precious_katuch14 - happened, as I shall show you...

Also by tambourine_chimp

by precious_katuch14

How To Roleplay: Style!

This is not a guide for those who know nothing of the basics of roleplaying, but for those who would like to improve...

by orginalcliche
Reviewing The Tax Beast And The Problems he Supplies

I'm positive a lot of users here have a bank account at the Neopian Bank, but for those of you who don't, be warned!

by tropicanadude107
Collecting Stamps

All kinds of Stamp types albums and sorters (No such thing, I made it up), are collected by enthusiasts, but Stamps suit all budgets and there are collectors’ guilds all over Neopia...

by iwantyours
Neopia's Twenty Toughest Trophies

Neopians from all over compete to get on the top of the high score tables and earn trophies to display. Many of us even collect them, trying to fill our page with every trophy in Neopia...

by wporygon
Let Me Tell You a Story...

My favorite contest, without question, is the Storytelling Contest. Perhaps it’s because I enjoy writing. Maybe it’s because I like the 2000 neopoints and the rare item...

by nightcrawlers_secret
The Mystic Mushrooms of Neopia

If you are interested in the Mushrooms of Neopia, the most bizzare veggie of them all, why not check this out?

by jockeygirl64
 
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"Dream" by bananas_and_cream
Why couldn't she have been born a faerie? She longed to live in the clouds now, more than ever before. Nobody would bother her!...




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An Issue of Sanity
This has to be the best thing that has ever happened! I've been commissioned to write a memoir of one of my favorite Neopets of all time! Why, for the life of me, I cannot remember the last time such an event of good fortune has come my way!

by undeadfortune

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With Flowers in Her Hair
I am not even certain I would recognize her should I glimpse her through the trees. All I can remember is her voice, like a clear stream trickling over boulders, and her beauty.

by extreme_fj0rd

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Teaching Mr. Bristle: Part One
"Malara," the white Elephante's owner, Jared, called from downstairs. "Get up, you're going to be late for your first day of school!"

by springsteen0991

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Harmless Wishes: Part Two
"Oh," the Gelert said. "Still, this wishdust is precious! Why's the price so low?"

by ladyariel32

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The Resistance
"Run for your pathetic lives!"

by melodiq

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Chia are for eating
How do they do it?

by demonic_pulse



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