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Skeith Day Poetry Compilation


by _brainchild_

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The 8-Bit Skeith: A Brightly Hued Clown

The 8-Bit Skeith is such a clown!
He’s sure to invert any frown.
This pixelated pal is grand,
The finest dragon in the land.

Just try to grab his bright red nose.
He’ll be delighted, I suppose!
He’s very friendly, a warm fellow.
For a Skeith, he is quite mellow.

His outfit bears some vibrant hues
So very certain to amuse.
The jester collar on his shirt
Is vibrant, and it cannot hurt.

His polka-dot pants are so silly,
Yet he wears them with great glee!
He also has big clown shoes. Why,
They are the longest ones I spy!

This Skeith Day, if your dragon friend
Needs a new look, a vivid trend
Is found within this fun-filled hue.
No onlooker is feeling blue.

The Jelly Processing Plant’s Very Hungry Skeith

As a hungry Skeith, I need
The perfect foods. Somebody feed
Me cakes, ice cream, and pudding, too!
Without them, I will feel quite blue.

I never stop my gluttony---
I shall consume desserts with glee.
Will I ever get full? I don’t
Believe I will. Let’s say I won’t.

However, there are some vile foods
So sure to bring down this Skeith’s mood.
Hot peppers, jellies, and green cakes
Are gross! I shun them, for my sake.

I will keep eating ‘till I die.
You will not stop me, so don’t try!
I do not care if I gain weight.
Give me the foods I love, not hate.

The Skeith Who Sells Such Scrumptious Foods

In Altador, there is a Skeith
Who, despite ferocious teeth,
Is friendly, and is glad to sell
Some foods that suit me very well.

"An Artichoke and Feta Pie
Is tasty and eclectic. Why,
I'd eat this treasure any day!
It's very sure to cure dismay."

"Not that? Then, I shall recommend
What's sure to please you to no end.
A Calamari Pita Wrap
Is spicy---you'll love every scrap."

Some baklava, a sticky treat,
Is ultimately what I eat.
I thank the Skeith for grand dessert
So sure to keep me quite alert.

 
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