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The Comeback of Farvin III


by spidero

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If you’re a Gormball fan, you’ve probably heard
Of an Alien Aisha named Farvin the Third.
They’ve always been talented, but in Year 28,
Farvin intends to turn "good" into "great."

Don’t get me wrong, they’ve been great in the past,
But there’s only so long one’s glory can last.
Farvin won the Championship back in Year 9,
And ever since that, they’ve been playing… fine.

But fine’s not enough. Not any longer!
This is the year Farvin starts to play stronger!

Farvin has always used their extra ears,
To judge Gormball timing from what they hear.
But when the fans gather, they cheer and roar,
Drowning out the noises that help Farvin score.

Now Farvin’s been practising out in the park
From sunrise until it begins to grow dark,
Honing their reflexes and learning to smell
The moment a Gormball unstably swells!

So mark my words, this is their year:
Farvin will prove that they’re without peer!

 
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