 A Grarrl's Appetite
by one_headlight
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My Grarrl has some very sharp teeth,
But I never noticed all that he could eat!
Recently I received from him a complaint,
About how I won't let him eat without constraint!
So I told him that all changes today,
You can snack or feast how you want all day!
Together we'll embark on a grand culinary tour,
Eating anything and everything, it sure won't be a bore!
First stop was the food shop at Neopia Central,
Where he scarfed down a Negg that tasted monumental!
I made sure not to let him see the petpet shop ahead,
So he could snack on some collectable coins instead.
Next up was the weapon store in Faerieland,
He ate the shopkeeper's sword right out of her hand!
We even visited Queen Fyora at the Hidden Tower,
Where he tasted some Faerie Fog, apparently quite sour!
We then found ourselves exploring around Kreludor,
He found and devoured a Hover Wardrobe, including the door!
Then we were getting all kinds of concerning looks,
As he feasted on loads of expensive Booktastic Books!
For dessert he wanted something cold,
So up to Terror Mountain we strolled.
A Super Snow Tiger Egg and Cheops Slushie,
And finally we were done with this eating spree!
This trip definitely was a blow to my bank account,
But my Grarrl's happiness is not something to discount!
"Thanks for letting me eat until I'm full,
I can't wait to do this again tomorrow!"
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