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Here's to Mutant


by drziggs

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Claws and red eyes and noxious green fur,
Mutants pets are the best, I must truly concur.
The most unique colour, let's celebrate today,
A parade of Mutants, will take it away!

Start with a classic, cords of blue stripe,
With dangerous claws, this Kougra's my type.
Red eyes narrow, prepare for a pounce,
But only a yarnball, this feline will trounce.

Now curved black horns, above cunning brain,
The Green Mutant Ixi, is nothing but plain.
Haunting the swamps, she gathers mushrooms,
Yellow eyes piercing, and hides behind tombs.

Three mouths to feed, in skin pink and blue,
A scary-toothed Aisha, now makes a debut.
One eye but four "ears", floppy spikes to adorn,
Its mischievous streak, of you I must warn.

Bulky and strong, a brute not to cross,
The Blue Mutant Kyrii, lurks across the moss.
Even this Kyrii takes pride in a mane,
Combs shades of blue fur, but don't call him vain.

Climbs across the walls, a drip of green slime,
Techo lurks at great heights, comes out at nighttime.
Spikes over scales, with a long tongue for flies,
Not much is missed, but this Mutant's sharp eyes.

Before you go swimming, look for deadly blue glows,
The clawed Peophin, may be found depths below.
Purple claws snap, and long tentacles curl,
But if you're good friends, she may offer you pearls.

Mutants above and mutants below,
Mutants exist wherever you go.
Although they look different, do not be afraid,
A loyal Mutant friend is a friend that won't stray!

 
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