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Petpets I Would Feed to Florg the Mutant Chia

Let’s be for real, not all Petpets are created equal. Some Petpets are adorable little companions that deserve hugs, forehead kisses, and comfy beds for peaceful sleeps. Others look creepy, or weird, or like they’re staring directly into your soul. Which brings us to Florg. If you didn’t know, Florg is a huge Mutant Chia that was experimented on by Dr. Sloth. He turned enormous and now has an insatiable appetite for delicious Petpets. Some would call Florg a monster. Now before anybody panics, this article is entirely hypothetical. No actual Petpets are being harmed here, and sorry-not-sorry in advance if one of your favourite Petpets is listed here. But, if Florg came to me asking for some new snacks and I had to make a few difficult decisions, then this would be it. Which Petpets will be Florg’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Frowny This is kind of self-explanatory, but if you’re not sure, just look at the name! Frownys genuinely look like they have never experienced happiness a single day in their entire existence. They constantly appear disappointed, exhausted, and mildly offended by life. I totally get it, same, Frowny, same. Frownys are literally known as the saddest Petpet ever. Why I’d feed a Frowny to Florg: As sad as it is, a Frowny probably wouldn’t even put up a fight or attempt to run away. It would just accept its defeat and fate. Florg probably wouldn’t even know how to react to a Petpet that is not putting up any resistance; would the hunt even be fun? Florg might even feel a little bad himself for eating the Frowny. I wonder what sadness tastes like?

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