Now with 50% more useless text Circulation: 192,974,466 Issue: 673 | 12th day of Celebrating, Y16
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Faerie Punch Lines
by classicmess
Description: I ran this joke by an earth faerie... she seemed fine with it.

Week - 605

War Is Easier
by classicmess
Description: That explains a lot...

Week - 661

Fishing Tips
by classicmess
Description: Dough you find this funny?

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Lost Desert Humor
by classicmess
Description: Sands like a joke to me...

Week - 663

Destruct-O-Mess
by classicmess
Description: Games and puns are quite a match!

Week - 665

Rock Pool Fool
by classicmess
Description: His sense of humor is a mystery...

Week - 668

New Material?
by classicmess
Description: Musical puns aren't my forte...

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Feeling Left Out
by classicmess
Description: His standards are too high for my rubbish...

Week - 673

Space Station One-Liners
by classicmess
Description: Even evil scientists enjoy a good joke...

 
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Why Did YOU Switch Accounts?
I have to admit, no matter how proud I am of my main account and my many trophies and accomplishments, I usually use my side account to chat on the Neoboards.

by indulgences

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Around Neopia in 80 Days - Part Two
This week, you will be heading into the northern lands of Neopia: this part of the journey includes both the highest and coldest region on the planet, as well as the sweltering depths near Neopia's core.

by burning_shadows_79

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Sunrise
She glanced at the horizon as her hand dropped, noting the vivid rose-gold and indigo above the field, and barely kept herself from sighing a second time. It was getting late, and she would have to stop for good all too soon.

by fairyxhearts

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Friday: A Jewel Indeed
"Go fetch the petpet like the good little shopkeeper you are, and you can keep the rest."

by vanquishee

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It's All About the Little Things
NqII just got a little easier with the help of Mipsy's Beauty essentials.

by kristofferson



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