Week - 184 A Novice's Guide to the Ice Cream Machine by spoonguardonline

Description: I don’t know what it is about it, maybe they use the flying ice cream to hypnotise people, maybe it’s the obsession of seeing a Chia in woollen gloves, but whatever it is, many people are playing as hard as they can at it, and getting nowhere.

Week - 199 A Novice's Guide to Beating the Swarm by spoonguardonline

Description: There are walls, which you can hide behind, and these protect you from shots. However, hit them nine times, and they’re gone...

Week - 226 The Neopian Investigators: Case of the Missing Neopoint by spoonguardonline

Description: As he was halfway down the alley, a figure leapt out behind him, and began to follow...

Week - 308 The Meepit Show by spoonguardonline

Description: Good afternoon, and welcome to the Meepit Show...

Week - 316 The Meepit Show Returns by spoonguardonline

Description: I'm not going to enjoy the show unless none of the contestants do.

Week - 319 Celebrity Meepit Show by spoonguardonline

Description: Hello, and welcome to the Meepit Show. My name is Roan...

Week - 321 The Meepit Show Strikes Again by spoonguardonline

Description: So, we have five contestants today. I have been informed that I need to refer to you by your real names, which is quite disappointing, but I'll try to live with it...

Week - 325 The Meepit Show: The Edge of Nowhere by spoonguardonline

Description: I think Roan may have lost some of his brain capacity from the transportation...

Week - 330 The Meepit Show Reloaded by spoonguardonline

Description: Good afternoon, and welcome to the Meepit Show, the show that takes fragile dreams and rearranges them with a sledgehammer...

Week - 331 Brain of Neopia: Part One by spoonguardonline

Description: He hosted a quiz show, and large numbers of people paid to watch him flounder about on a pedestal, being rude to people...

Week - 332 Brain of Neopia: Part Two by spoonguardonline

Description: The first round starts tomorrow, he thought. And I don't know anything. But I can't afford to lose. I'll be a laughing stock. Well, even more of a laughing stock...

Week - 333 Brain of Neopia: Part Three by spoonguardonline

Description: Brilliant, he thought, as he got up. I've only been awake for a few seconds, and that's the second cliché I've used. I need to be careful...

Week - 334 Brain of Neopia: Part Four by spoonguardonline

Description: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have welcomed our contestants to the arena. Now, the questioning begins in earnest. Would our first contestant, Sulaila, please sit down in the Chair of Questioning?!"

Week - 335 Brain of Neopia: Part Five by spoonguardonline

Description: "I understand. Why bother? You're clearly going to win. Shall we go and get celebratory smoothies?"

Week - 336 Brain of Neopia: Part Six by spoonguardonline

Description: It was the next morning. Roan was seated in the lobby. The semi-finals were about to begin. How he had got there was a slight mystery...

Week - 337 Brain of Neopia: Part Seven by spoonguardonline

Description: It was traditional for at least one contestant to collapse from the pressure, and some would enter the final gibbering nonsense. Once, when the topic was Tyrannian Translations, this system scored full marks...