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To Soar Without Wings

Being a Weewoo in modern Neopian society is no easy feat; many who have desired soaring to great heights beyond their realistic capabilities have come crashing down before they even got a taste of true success. Collab with da_shanuka & a_panda_bear

by qeenoneo
How Issue 1050 Almost Missed the Press

The Neopian Times headquarters buzzed with a certain energy that only came around every 25 issues.

by _myst_queen
A Weewoo Rivalry

"Alright, everyone, gather ‘round!” Athena called out to the mail room. “Edition 1050 is coming up. It’ll be our biggest delivery day of the year by far, so treat today’s issue as a practice run. As your head of delivery logistics, I’ll be watching closely to see who’s up to this massive task. Is that understood?”

by dennykins
The White Weewoo Attack

Tt was a Friday afternoon, and Florezca the Pink Draik eagerly retrieved her delivery of the Neopian Times, hoping to enjoy the interesting pieces which had been published for Issue 1050.

by _brainchild_
The First Crabbybot

Dacardia was the home of sun-drenched beaches, and it was a haven of swaying palm trees. Residents were well used to the relaxation brought by...

by lavo0810
The Real Avatar is the Friends We Made Along The Way

Ragi looked at her watch. 10:50 pm. She had 10 more minutes left before the Snowager woke.

by weiyannn
Case #1050: The Missing Manuscript

The Neopian Times office was bustling with excitement. The 1050th issue of the beloved newspaper was just days away, and the editor-in-chief, the famously taut Penny Pages, had expected it to be their best yet. Collab with qlobal & bunchanumbas

by funny_haha_funny
Headstones & Ink: Reports of a Lenny Recorder

The name Talborus P. Quakely was recovered from a headstone in Neovia Graveyard, 2nd Quadrant, Grave A4. Historical archives searched...

by drziggs
 
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"To Soar Without Wings" by qeenoneo
Being a Weewoo in modern Neopian society is no easy feat; many who have desired soaring to great heights beyond their realistic capabilities have come crashing down before they even got a taste of true success. Weewoo’s can, and have, accomplished many wonderful things through the ages. This does not mean that those around them, whether family or friend, had not consistently doubted their abilities due to their appearance. Just because Weewoo’s don’t have wings does not mean that they can’t be a functioning part of society. No matter what Neopians say or how little they think we can achieve, it has always been my life’s ambition to prove all of them wrong. The Academy of Excellence is renowned for the subjects it offers students of all species, no matter their origin, colour, experience or ambitions. There is something there for everybody, the only downside being the enormous amount of Neopoints it takes to guarantee a spot within their curriculum. I was very lucky to be a part of a select few Petpets whose Neopets had already enrolled in the academy, meaning we also got the opportunity to not only accompany them, but also enroll in our own courses. I was so excited I felt elevated, which cannot otherwise be possible since I don’t have any wings!




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