"'Cording ta Krawk Island law, ye're now old enough ta work in me tavern! Wood and Lyle though it might be time for a change! With their permission, I've hired ye!"

by chocolateisamust

"Oh, jealous are you, Firiden?! I'm going to be something that you CAN'T be!" Jeran snapped back in an acid tone.

by laurensama

"Balthazar… Leave at once. Else you shall meet the retribution you are owed for all the faeries you have taken captive," Fyora warned.

by the_wanderer128

I burst against my will. "What part of 'I'm a Neopian now and won't work for you' do you not understand!?"

by appaloosa500

"It seems like the contestants are ready. And in… three, two, one… GO!"

by me_my_myself

"You are kind, Oldraik...too kind to a betrayer like me," I said back, allowing a smile to grace my features after I heard Oldraik's heartening words.

by christinetran

"This is what we do," she murmured, "with your permission, Payne."

by child_dragon

Grumbling, the Esophagor opened its eyes, and saw that it was the one that had given it two vanilla ghost cakes earlier. The one named Jacob.

by jacob133

"What are you staring at, Scorchio?" Mourindyn demanded. Miles opened both his eyes widely.

by scarrift

"Get as much information on King Cobra as possible. Start searching now!"

by npmasterx01

"The more time you spend trying to stop me from coming, the further NSQ gets away from us."

by neo_star_queen

Everyone on bridge looked at the giant metal object. "Do you think it'll attack us?" asked Jublgurp.

by nindail

"What I wouldn't give for a CLUE right about now!"

by erika_idle

Don't Get Sick Now

Any Neopet can get Neomonia, in several ways. Your unlucky little pet might get Neomonia by going to the Wheel of Monotony, possibly the Wheel of Mediocrity, and even the famous Wheel of Excitement. It can also happen through the form of a random event. You’d best not wander around Neopia too long, because Neomonia is probably contagious!... more>>

Danger: Fire Faerie in Training Everyone was enjoying the day except a certain Fire Faerie who needed the proper training in order to have the ability to bless pets. by precious_katuch14

Sensational Neopian Legends: No Longer a Pirate "You, Chuffer Bob, Pirate Extraordinaire, stand before this Committee of Pirate Conduct for what reason?" by divagoddess1321

Mr. Cheapo's Guide To Neopian Dining I have turned into Mr. Cheapo. I can't even bear to part with even a couple of Neopoints to feed my pets. by stoneman3x

Can't Get No Publication? Give your submission an overly long title. Longer than 50 characters is perfect. by plushieowner

Really Confused "About A Prickly Situation" by stoneman3x

Dung Gallery Dung Obsessions: Healty? No. Funny? Oh yeah. by kekumbaz