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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


As far as he was concerned, ships were built for sailing and sinking, nothing else. If ships were getting silly ideas like flying, what would be next, Neoschools? He shuddered at the thought.


Scoring Neofriends



So now that it's dawned on you how cool it is to have friends from around the world you're probably wondering to yourself, "How would I go about making these super-cool new friends or even just acquaintances?" Luckily for you, this guide is entirely dedicated to answering that question! So, compiled from my personal experience throughout my travels of Neopia, here are the top seven ways to make neofriends from around the globe. Why seven? Well...

Wintery Styles



Winter's a comin'! It's time to pack away all of those awesome T-shirts and baseball caps and start pulling out those warmer clothes… unless you live in Terror Mountain; then you would have been doing so since your arrival! If that's the case, then maybe it's time to renew your wardrobe for the freezing temperatures. The Lost Desert also has a slight issue with winter clothes, as the temperature rarely strays under 100° Fahrenheit (37° Celsius). For the rest of Neopia...

Selling A Hard-To-Sell


HTS stands for Hard To Sell. It means that there is not much demand for the item. Because of the lack of buyers, an HTS usually sells for far less than its actual worth. How do I know if I have an HTS? If it sits in your shop for a very long time, and the item is priced below shop wizard, you most likely have one. The same thing applies to an item in the trading post. You can lower the price on a buyable and it will sell at some point. The unbuyable can be trickier to sell...

Other Stories
"Not the Same" by water_glass
"Excuse me? I didn't ask for a response. I give out quests for no reason. I need items and I don't want to bother getting them myself. I also don't want to be bothered. I placed a sign outside my door so no one would come knocking bothering me and here you are all peppy and grinning asking what I want? I want you pesky Neopets to stop bothering me..."

"Homeward Bound" by shadowheart90o
The child and her Lupess crossed Fern's alleyway almost every day, and the grey Lupe looked forward to their visits. After a while he discovered that the two crossed his path twice a day: Once in the morning, and once in the late afternoon. One day, Fern was making the daily trip back from the Money Tree, carrying along his prize with a head held high...

"Duped Again!" by shinning123
The Baby Aisha frowned in concentration. Again and again she reached for the Cookie Jar aboard the Cardboard Shelf, but alas her stubby paws could not possibly extend so far. Maybe that's why Mommy put the Cookie Jar on top of the shelf, Ny thought angrily. Sighing, Ny sat down for a moment and thought, staring down on the white and black tiled kitchen...


Easy Peasy... For The Brain Tree


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Not the Same
Remember, every story has two sides...

by water_glass

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Gifts For The Month Of Celebrating
First of all, what do they like? Start asking your neofriends what they have really been wanting.

by rayquaza_lover

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Duped Again!
"Trying to steal another chocolate chip cookie, weren't you?" Sea King growled, with a hint of accusation in his voice, "Too bad you're too short, midget..."

by shinning123

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The Young Dr_Death: Part Two
"Psst," one of her students, a Shadow Bori, hissed sharply at Dr_Death. Dr_Death bit his lip, but pretended he didn't hear him...

by fudge_rabbit22

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The Christmas Concert Conundrum: Part One
"AJ," Daryl pleaded, "I know my music! I think this piano is just seriously out of tune!"

by o_apollo_o



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