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How to Get the Best Offer For Your HTS Items

Whatever you do, don't panic. Do not accept a fraction of its price.

by jillian3_3
Seven Succulent Suggestions for Scoring Neofriends

I'd probably say that meeting people from around the world is the greatest thing about Neopets.

by unilover381
What Meerca Chase Negg Are You?

Just take this quiz and match up your personality with a negg's personality!

by abi_forever
Danger! Danger!

"That was the reason they built Faerie City in the first place. It was to see just how much weight the clouds could support..."

by adoqhina
Surviving the Maintenance Madness

What is the average Neopian to do during the down-for-maintenance madness?

by rainbow_daydreamer
Gourmet Club Trophy

So you're thinking of getting the Gourmet Club trophy for your pet but don't know where to start?

by lilkramit
How The Neopian Made His Millions

Come sit with the Blumaroo and learn from the infinite wisdom of Dan!

by danman111111
9 Sure Ways to Get Into the Neopian Times

Use good form. If you've ever written anything, you probably know that you should have a beginning, middle, and an end!

by tenthz
Wintery Styles for the Fashionable Neopian

Winter's a comin'! It's time to pack away all of those awesome T-shirts and baseball caps and start pulling out those warmer clothes...

by playmobil_is_my_life
Gifts For The Month Of Celebrating

First of all, what do they like? Start asking your neofriends what they have really been wanting.

by rayquaza_lover
 
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"Homeward Bound" by shadowheart90o
The child and her Lupess crossed Fern's alleyway almost every day, and the grey Lupe looked forward to their visits. After a while he discovered that the two crossed his path twice a day: Once in the morning, and once in the late afternoon. One day, Fern was making the daily trip back from the Money Tree, carrying along his prize with a head held high...




Other Stories


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Bouncing Blumaroos: A Tail of Sportsmanship
"Lillian, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; no bouncing in the house..."

by velvet_bubbles

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Show, Don't Tell
Sometimes it's best to say nothing...

by dust01

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Masks and Roses: Part Four
She sat stiff on the bench seat for a while, staring vacantly down at the dock. When she looked back at her daughter, Kat could see the fear dancing in her eyes...

by chocolateisamust

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The Christmas Concert Conundrum: Part One
"AJ," Daryl pleaded, "I know my music! I think this piano is just seriously out of tune!"

by o_apollo_o

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The Different Gelert: Your Weekly Dose of Different!
Codestone Mayhem

by uniqqued_

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I'm Not Ready To Roll...
Poor little yooyu...

by maryboszy



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