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How to Get the Best Offer For Your HTS Items

Whatever you do, don't panic. Do not accept a fraction of its price.

by jillian3_3
Seven Succulent Suggestions for Scoring Neofriends

I'd probably say that meeting people from around the world is the greatest thing about Neopets.

by unilover381
What Meerca Chase Negg Are You?

Just take this quiz and match up your personality with a negg's personality!

by abi_forever
Danger! Danger!

"That was the reason they built Faerie City in the first place. It was to see just how much weight the clouds could support..."

by adoqhina
Surviving the Maintenance Madness

What is the average Neopian to do during the down-for-maintenance madness?

by rainbow_daydreamer
Gourmet Club Trophy

So you're thinking of getting the Gourmet Club trophy for your pet but don't know where to start?

by lilkramit
How The Neopian Made His Millions

Come sit with the Blumaroo and learn from the infinite wisdom of Dan!

by danman111111
9 Sure Ways to Get Into the Neopian Times

Use good form. If you've ever written anything, you probably know that you should have a beginning, middle, and an end!

by tenthz
Wintery Styles for the Fashionable Neopian

Winter's a comin'! It's time to pack away all of those awesome T-shirts and baseball caps and start pulling out those warmer clothes...

by playmobil_is_my_life
Gifts For The Month Of Celebrating

First of all, what do they like? Start asking your neofriends what they have really been wanting.

by rayquaza_lover
 
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"Not the Same" by water_glass
"Excuse me? I didn't ask for a response. I give out quests for no reason. I need items and I don't want to bother getting them myself. I also don't want to be bothered. I placed a sign outside my door so no one would come knocking bothering me and here you are all peppy and grinning asking what I want? I want you pesky Neopets to stop bothering me..."




Other Stories


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Bouncing Blumaroos: A Tail of Sportsmanship
"Lillian, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times; no bouncing in the house..."

by velvet_bubbles

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A Windy Night
As Twi finished the story, an unsettling quiet fell upon the room...

by _twilightfairy_

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Neopia, Year 200: The Beginning - Part Four
The albino Flotsam dove into the tide again to find another shell. Spotting a particularly shiny turquoise one that resembled her own tail, she reached out to grab it...

by klaus239

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Dusk's Enterprise: Research Inc. - Part Five
Both Twilight and I watched warily. Both petpets had their share of sharp teeth and claws, and jealousy generally led to fights...

by alkuna_

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(o3o)
This book should be judged by its cover.

by terrify

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Feepit Frenzy #7
Count Von Roo bites your neck!

by fariy287



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