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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.

Quote of the Week

"You'd better do what I ask. Believe me, you won't be able to bear the consequences if you don't."

A Neopian Delicacy

Neggs. They are Neopia’s most famous delicacy, with dozens of uses. But, what are Neggs really? And what are they really for anyway? Well, they can be simply, and obviously eaten, or even taken to the Neggery to exchange with tokens to buy other Neggs from the Negg Faerie! Put it in your gallery of Neggs, or of something that relates with that Negg. look at them in the safety deposit box!...

Eat Your Veggies!

Carrots! Carrots! And more CARROTS! It seems all over Neopia, Neopians are celebrating carrots! Of course new items have appeared! What am I supposed to write now? Um... *looks at paper* Oh yes! The carrot items, I’m going to let you know what I think of the carrot items. Wait a minute... What carrot items? *looks at the list of the new carrot items* Oh these carrot items!...

Mysterious Neocola Machine

Far away on a distant moon (a.k.a. really nearby on Kreludor) there sits a mysterious Neocola Machine. Where did it come from? What is its purpose? Everyone has heard about this mysterious machine, but no one is really sure where it came from. All that is known of said machine is that it accepts strange tokens and dispenses items of such immense doom and destruction that only Sloth himself could be behind such a dastardly contraption...

Other Stories
"Family Bond" by mashimaro_angie923
"Let me get this straight," said Jessica, frowning. "Do you mean to say that Braveheart's been hanging out with this Roxanne?"

"A Love of the Island" by mrs_fluff
"I knew this was the case. You spend your days in constant bitterness towards them. It isn't good for you..."

"Of Strawberry Ice Cream" by extreme_fj0rd
"Let's see..." the Kiko murmured. "I think we can each take a spoonful without Fj0rd noticing."

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Scribbly Stuff
How very... abstract.

by draegoness


The Lonely Cola Machine
Far away on a distant moon (a.k.a. really nearby on Kreludor) there sits a mysterious Neocola Machine. Where did it come from? What is its purpose?

by jerryms


Insane Dreams of a Wacky Chocolate Factory
With a smile full of glee on her face, Latiny quickly stuffed her journal in her backpack, and stared at her teacher who was now standing at the entrance of the Chocolate Factory.

by blubblub317


Of Lights from Within: Part Nine
"Must… get … to… the… castle…" he whispered to himself, his paws pounding furiously on the dead leaves that were scattered all around the ground.

by blubblub317


Neoquest 2 Insane Difficulty Survival Guide
So you've beaten Neoquest 2 on normal and evil difficulties. Now it is time for you to play it on insane. You can feel the anxiety welling up inside you as you begin the game...

by catwhisper1

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