|Sanity is forbidden
||Issue: 162 | 15th day of Collecting, Y6
|The Uses of NeggsNeggs. They are Neopia’s most famous delicacy, with dozens of uses.
But, what are Neggs really? And what are they really for anyway?|
|Petpets… Neopia's Greatest ThreatI have lived on Neopia for a long time and I have noticed something occurring
more often, perhaps even gaining control of this humble little planet of Neopets,
asparagus, and a Snowflake. That control seeking thing is… Petpets. |
|Plan Your Next Vacation to Kiko Lake: A Helpful GuideIf you’re wishing
for a vacation that just screams of relaxation, fun and memories, then you need
to keep reading, for I am about to tell you all about Kiko Lake and how you can
have a great time!
|Tips and Tricks for Solving ArgumentsI’m sure you’ve all had some troubles with your pets, maybe not as big as mine,
but no ones perfect right? So, in order to help all those first pet newbies
(and all you older Neopians too) I’ve created the owners dream...|
|Neoquest 2 Insane Difficulty Survival GuideSo you've beaten Neoquest 2 on normal and evil difficulties. Now it
is time for you to play it on insane. You can feel the anxiety welling up inside
you as you begin the game...|
|How To Come Up With Original Topics To Write Abouthe
following will give you a few tips for thinking creatively and will hopefully
aid you in coming up with new and interesting ideas of your own. |
|Jelly Processing Plant GuideJust recently, as you probably already know, a nifty new Jelly
Processing Plant avatar has been released. While it may not be the most desirable
avatar to collectors, it’s still another avatar to add to their collection|
|Back to the Beach: Mystery Island TCG ExpansionReady for a vacation in the sand and sun? Then head out to the
store and buy a box of Neopets Trading Card Game cards. Their newest expansion,
Mystery Island, will keep you cool by day with the water, and warm at night by
the fiery volcanoes.|
|The Lonely Cola MachineFar away on a distant moon (a.k.a. really nearby on Kreludor) there
sits a mysterious Neocola Machine. Where did it come from? What is its purpose? |
|Brightvale Insists On Eliminating Uneducated NeopetsIn a vulgar attempt to get rid of less intelligent Neopets in Neopia,
the region of Brightvale, bordering Meridell, has placed a very large sign outside
the entrance of its area reading, "All uneducated Neopets will be fed to the Lupes".|
|70 Reasons Why We Have to Have the TimesWhat would we do without the Times? Why must we have the Times?|
|65 Ways To Get Yourself Chased By an Angry MobThe whole key
is to disturb, annoy and/or otherwise infuriate as many people as possible. But
first, you need to know how to recognize a mob. |
|The Wheel DealAs more wheels are being created, it would be useful if someone
compiled a list of the next wheels that will soon be constructed. And I just
love being ‘someone.’|
|Petpets: The KadoatieIn this guide I will be examining the Kadoatie. A petpet so cute you would
wish you could go through your Monitor and give it a huge hug!|
And more CARROTS! It seems all over Neopia, Neopians are celebrating carrots!
Of course new items have appeared! |
|A Neopian's Past-time Hobby: Collecting AvatarsAn avatar is a lovely little piece made of pixels that look pleasant
to the eye. If that’s all you think of when you hear the word, you’ve only touched
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Eat Your Veggies!
Carrots! Carrots! And more CARROTS! It seems all over Neopia, Neopians are celebrating carrots! Of course new items have appeared! What am I supposed to write now? Um... *looks at paper* Oh yes! The carrot items, I’m going to let you know what I think of the carrot items. Wait a minute... What carrot items? *looks at the list of the new carrot items* Oh these carrot items!...
|Needed Beginnings: Allegra and Brenner|
No, Cap's problem was not in finding the capacity
to care for so many pets; his once-broken heart seemed to expand more and more
easily with each new one. His problem was, rather, how to
take care of them all.
"Dela?" a small voice came from between them.
She looked down to see a bound light faerie kneeling on the floor. How dare
the vermin speak her name? How did she even know her name?