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The Uses of Neggs

Neggs. They are Neopia’s most famous delicacy, with dozens of uses. But, what are Neggs really? And what are they really for anyway?

by flew_by_now
Petpets… Neopia's Greatest Threat

I have lived on Neopia for a long time and I have noticed something occurring more often, perhaps even gaining control of this humble little planet of Neopets, asparagus, and a Snowflake. That control seeking thing is… Petpets.

by hermione32606
Plan Your Next Vacation to Kiko Lake: A Helpful Guide

If you’re wishing for a vacation that just screams of relaxation, fun and memories, then you need to keep reading, for I am about to tell you all about Kiko Lake and how you can have a great time!

by office_chick
Tips and Tricks for Solving Arguments

I’m sure you’ve all had some troubles with your pets, maybe not as big as mine, but no ones perfect right? So, in order to help all those first pet newbies (and all you older Neopians too) I’ve created the owners dream...

by tinybaby_orange1
Neoquest 2 Insane Difficulty Survival Guide

So you've beaten Neoquest 2 on normal and evil difficulties. Now it is time for you to play it on insane. You can feel the anxiety welling up inside you as you begin the game...

by catwhisper1
How To Come Up With Original Topics To Write About

he following will give you a few tips for thinking creatively and will hopefully aid you in coming up with new and interesting ideas of your own.

by iamsoevil
Jelly Processing Plant Guide

Just recently, as you probably already know, a nifty new Jelly Processing Plant avatar has been released. While it may not be the most desirable avatar to collectors, it’s still another avatar to add to their collection

by lil_snoopy_girl64
Back to the Beach: Mystery Island TCG Expansion

Ready for a vacation in the sand and sun? Then head out to the store and buy a box of Neopets Trading Card Game cards. Their newest expansion, Mystery Island, will keep you cool by day with the water, and warm at night by the fiery volcanoes.

by neopian_queen_liana
The Lonely Cola Machine

Far away on a distant moon (a.k.a. really nearby on Kreludor) there sits a mysterious Neocola Machine. Where did it come from? What is its purpose?

by jerryms
Brightvale Insists On Eliminating Uneducated Neopets

In a vulgar attempt to get rid of less intelligent Neopets in Neopia, the region of Brightvale, bordering Meridell, has placed a very large sign outside the entrance of its area reading, "All uneducated Neopets will be fed to the Lupes".

by elle_alev
70 Reasons Why We Have to Have the Times

What would we do without the Times? Why must we have the Times?

by belldandy213
65 Ways To Get Yourself Chased By an Angry Mob

The whole key is to disturb, annoy and/or otherwise infuriate as many people as possible. But first, you need to know how to recognize a mob.

by island_faerie10
The Wheel Deal

As more wheels are being created, it would be useful if someone compiled a list of the next wheels that will soon be constructed. And I just love being ‘someone.’

by pk_fire14
Petpets: The Kadoatie

In this guide I will be examining the Kadoatie. A petpet so cute you would wish you could go through your Monitor and give it a huge hug!

by neomaniac1603
Carrots!

Carrots! Carrots! And more CARROTS! It seems all over Neopia, Neopians are celebrating carrots! Of course new items have appeared!

by samerraa
A Neopian's Past-time Hobby: Collecting Avatars

An avatar is a lovely little piece made of pixels that look pleasant to the eye. If that’s all you think of when you hear the word, you’ve only touched the surface.

by shadowcristal
 
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Other Stories


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Rivalry with Darkness
"Who are you? And what are you talking about? I'm the Darkest Faerie in all of Neopia, got that?"

by cruzerchic123

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The Three
"Dela?" a small voice came from between them. She looked down to see a bound light faerie kneeling on the floor. How dare the vermin speak her name? How did she even know her name?

by shivanik

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Unlikely Allies: Last a Thousand Years - Part One
"I don't think he -- quite likes the king," Jeran suggested, stopping in the middle for a wince. Walking was torture right now. The things he did for his king. "And I think the king feels the same way."

by schefflera

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A Peace that Would Last One Thousand Years?: Part Four
"What?!" yelled Darigan. "How could he be alive?! I saw The Three dispose of him myself!"

by ikkin_with_attitude

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Goldy Situation
YUM!

by tbone22892

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One Day @ the Laboratory
Ready to become a princess?

by seawitch



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