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Accused Again?

'Judge Hog stared at the Pant Devil! The Pant Devil saw Judge Hog! Both of their eyes met. They were standing face to face. It was a showdown! What happened next?'

by kitty_power_2298
All Pets Are Created Equal

Plynu's face fell.

"Boochi Buffer. Really?"

by keepfalling

The Packrat's Aftermath

The first thing I should tell you is that my owner is obsessed with everything.

by hendrik_micah
Inside the Great Desert Race

Honora's thoughts faded into... wait, could it be? All around her was golden sand and slithering Scamanders.

by nomyle
Letters to Rachel

You said you wanted bigger and better things, but what's bigger or better than your family?

by arty32097
The First Zap: Through the Eyes of One Who Was an Aisha

"I didn't get a raise. Sorry to rain on your parade. But you just might be able to get that new paint job," she says.

by alex37373
Bully

I didn't really care. She wasn't my problem.

by allison_kitty11
The Color Purple

I smile as I enter my new neohome for the first time, bearing great news for my neopets.

by chzhex
 
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Don't Be Eaten



If you're a Chia, know a Chia or know of Chias, you'll know the terror that they face on a daily basis. Other Neopets' cares revolve around not getting Sneezles, having more toys than their friends and winning the Beauty Contest, but Chias live in constant fear of being snatched up as a snack by a passing Lupe. It has long puzzled me why this is tolerated, but my attempts to contact the Defenders of Neopia for a quote on the issue failed. I did, however, receive a huge, hefty bag of neopoints the next day with an attached note saying 'be quiet'. I do hope that I'm typing this softly enough for my mysterious benefactor!



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The Healthy Chia
Fruit and Vegetable Chias play a large part in the lives of Neopians and Neopets.

by melovechias

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Krawk Island Tour Time!
Ahoy there! I be Yellerbeard, arr, ye can just call me Cap'n... arr, 'nd ye got me as yer guide today.

by lillifer

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Clues in the Hidden Tower: Sparkles's Mystery - Part Six
"Are we here to look at grass?"

Brynn shook her head. "No, we're staring at the Hidden Tower!"

by downrightdude


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Order of Four: Part Five
How strange to think that all those clean, soft plushies came from such a noisy, dirty place full of grinding machinery!

by jokerhahaazzz

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Saly's Club: Zap
Poor Cleo... XD

by djudju22_8

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Unusual Suspects
You are what you eat.

by demon_foxy



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