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Accused Again?

'Judge Hog stared at the Pant Devil! The Pant Devil saw Judge Hog! Both of their eyes met. They were standing face to face. It was a showdown! What happened next?'

by kitty_power_2298
All Pets Are Created Equal

Plynu's face fell.

"Boochi Buffer. Really?"

by keepfalling

The Packrat's Aftermath

The first thing I should tell you is that my owner is obsessed with everything.

by hendrik_micah
Inside the Great Desert Race

Honora's thoughts faded into... wait, could it be? All around her was golden sand and slithering Scamanders.

by nomyle
Letters to Rachel

You said you wanted bigger and better things, but what's bigger or better than your family?

by arty32097
The First Zap: Through the Eyes of One Who Was an Aisha

"I didn't get a raise. Sorry to rain on your parade. But you just might be able to get that new paint job," she says.

by alex37373
Bully

I didn't really care. She wasn't my problem.

by allison_kitty11
The Color Purple

I smile as I enter my new neohome for the first time, bearing great news for my neopets.

by chzhex
 
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No Valentine?



We all know that Valentine's Day is the time where all the members of Neopia give romantic gifts to their special somebody and show their appreciation for having such a someone in their lives. But what if your Neopet doesn't receive said gift from said special someone on said special day? Well, all four of my Neopets received no roses or chocolates from any secret admirers this year, and I must say they all had different reactions to what had occurred on that fateful Tuesday. So I have decided to share my experiences to assist those who may also have a Neopet that got no Valentine and show them...



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Top 10 Things To Do With Your Valentines Memorabilia
Valentine's Day is over, and Neopians across the land are asking one very important question: What in Fyora's name do I do with all this pink stuff...

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A Chia's Guide to Ice Cream Machine
Hi! I'm Adee the Chia. I live in my dream world in the Ice Cream Machine (or, as the cognoscenti describe it, ICM).

by 9shorerd

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Petpet Adventures: Let It Snow - Part Four
"I know you can understand me," she said. "I am speaking your language, after all. Petpet, I think you'd call it."

by rachelindea

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Once a Scarab: Part Five
And all they had was this useless mirror. He muttered, "You'd think King Jazan could have given her some sort of magic weapon or something useful."

by saphira_27

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Academese #9
It's Karaoke Thyme! Pun intended.

by prismfire

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too much effort
All it asked for is a little love...

by eugenie247



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