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Accused Again?

'Judge Hog stared at the Pant Devil! The Pant Devil saw Judge Hog! Both of their eyes met. They were standing face to face. It was a showdown! What happened next?'

by kitty_power_2298
All Pets Are Created Equal

Plynu's face fell.

"Boochi Buffer. Really?"

by keepfalling

The Packrat's Aftermath

The first thing I should tell you is that my owner is obsessed with everything.

by hendrik_micah
Inside the Great Desert Race

Honora's thoughts faded into... wait, could it be? All around her was golden sand and slithering Scamanders.

by nomyle
Letters to Rachel

You said you wanted bigger and better things, but what's bigger or better than your family?

by arty32097
The First Zap: Through the Eyes of One Who Was an Aisha

"I didn't get a raise. Sorry to rain on your parade. But you just might be able to get that new paint job," she says.

by alex37373

I didn't really care. She wasn't my problem.

by allison_kitty11
The Color Purple

I smile as I enter my new neohome for the first time, bearing great news for my neopets.

by chzhex
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No Valentine?

We all know that Valentine's Day is the time where all the members of Neopia give romantic gifts to their special somebody and show their appreciation for having such a someone in their lives. But what if your Neopet doesn't receive said gift from said special someone on said special day? Well, all four of my Neopets received no roses or chocolates from any secret admirers this year, and I must say they all had different reactions to what had occurred on that fateful Tuesday. So I have decided to share my experiences to assist those who may also have a Neopet that got no Valentine and show them...

Other Stories


The Healthy Chia
Fruit and Vegetable Chias play a large part in the lives of Neopians and Neopets.

by melovechias


The Top 10 Rarest Items in Neopia
There are items so rare that the most you can ever hope to see of them is in your dreams. Let's take a look at some of them, shall we?

by dragonair23


Petpet Adventures: Let It Snow - Part Four
"I know you can understand me," she said. "I am speaking your language, after all. Petpet, I think you'd call it."

by rachelindea


The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part One
"What can I do for you?" she repeated, still patient as always. She could wait. The mad ones had the most to offer her.

by macana


DIY Eventide
Kaisoar tries to find a cheaper alternative to the Eventide Paint Brush.

by x_kewtie_kelly_x


Muckla and the Rude Hissi
There are a few logical flaws with that saying.

by lovisa966

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