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Accused Again?

'Judge Hog stared at the Pant Devil! The Pant Devil saw Judge Hog! Both of their eyes met. They were standing face to face. It was a showdown! What happened next?'

by kitty_power_2298
All Pets Are Created Equal

Plynu's face fell.

"Boochi Buffer. Really?"

by keepfalling

The Packrat's Aftermath

The first thing I should tell you is that my owner is obsessed with everything.

by hendrik_micah
Inside the Great Desert Race

Honora's thoughts faded into... wait, could it be? All around her was golden sand and slithering Scamanders.

by nomyle
Letters to Rachel

You said you wanted bigger and better things, but what's bigger or better than your family?

by arty32097
The First Zap: Through the Eyes of One Who Was an Aisha

"I didn't get a raise. Sorry to rain on your parade. But you just might be able to get that new paint job," she says.

by alex37373
Bully

I didn't really care. She wasn't my problem.

by allison_kitty11
The Color Purple

I smile as I enter my new neohome for the first time, bearing great news for my neopets.

by chzhex
 
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No Valentine?



We all know that Valentine's Day is the time where all the members of Neopia give romantic gifts to their special somebody and show their appreciation for having such a someone in their lives. But what if your Neopet doesn't receive said gift from said special someone on said special day? Well, all four of my Neopets received no roses or chocolates from any secret admirers this year, and I must say they all had different reactions to what had occurred on that fateful Tuesday. So I have decided to share my experiences to assist those who may also have a Neopet that got no Valentine and show them...



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A Chia's Guide to Ice Cream Machine
Hi! I'm Adee the Chia. I live in my dream world in the Ice Cream Machine (or, as the cognoscenti describe it, ICM).

by 9shorerd

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Krawk Island Tour Time!
Ahoy there! I be Yellerbeard, arr, ye can just call me Cap'n... arr, 'nd ye got me as yer guide today.

by lillifer

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Once a Scarab: Part Five
And all they had was this useless mirror. He muttered, "You'd think King Jazan could have given her some sort of magic weapon or something useful."

by saphira_27

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Time: A Gelert's Tale - Part One
A Gelert finds himself in the face of evil. Will he be able to overcome the curse that has been bestowed upon him?

by nova_pulser

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A Wrong Delivery
Your delivery has arrived!

Idea by neoskulltula

by _kiplala_


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Lucky Eights
Why do girls even like these things?

by olivebird



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