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Time: A Gelert's Tale - Part One

A Gelert finds himself in the face of evil. Will he be able to overcome the curse that has been bestowed upon him?

by nova_pulser
The Fate of Dust and Fire: Part One

"What can I do for you?" she repeated, still patient as always. She could wait. The mad ones had the most to offer her.

by macana
 
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Don't Be Eaten



If you're a Chia, know a Chia or know of Chias, you'll know the terror that they face on a daily basis. Other Neopets' cares revolve around not getting Sneezles, having more toys than their friends and winning the Beauty Contest, but Chias live in constant fear of being snatched up as a snack by a passing Lupe. It has long puzzled me why this is tolerated, but my attempts to contact the Defenders of Neopia for a quote on the issue failed. I did, however, receive a huge, hefty bag of neopoints the next day with an attached note saying 'be quiet'. I do hope that I'm typing this softly enough for my mysterious benefactor!



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