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Discovering Neopian Shops

Now, let me explain to you what this marvelous little shop does. It is where Neopians donate their old wearables so other Neopians may take them and hoard them in their closets!

by x_mystichorse_x
The Top 10 Rarest Items in Neopia

There are items so rare that the most you can ever hope to see of them is in your dreams. Let's take a look at some of them, shall we?

by dragonair23
A Chia's Guide to Ice Cream Machine

Hi! I'm Adee the Chia. I live in my dream world in the Ice Cream Machine (or, as the cognoscenti describe it, ICM).

by 9shorerd
Krawk Island Tour Time!

Ahoy there! I be Yellerbeard, arr, ye can just call me Cap'n... arr, 'nd ye got me as yer guide today.

by lillifer
How Not to Get Eaten By a Lupe

Chias, here are some sure-fire ways to not get eaten this Chia Day!

by puufuu
Magnificent Mynci Wearables for Mynci Day!

First of all, 'tis the season to say happy Mynci day to all Myncies and their owners!

by sychologist
The Healthy Chia

Fruit and Vegetable Chias play a large part in the lives of Neopians and Neopets.

by melovechias
Top 10 Things To Do With Your Valentines Memorabilia

Valentine's Day is over, and Neopians across the land are asking one very important question: What in Fyora's name do I do with all this pink stuff...

Also by sinistrous

by agedbeauty

Did your Neopet NOT Receive a Valentine?

Well, all four of my Neopets received no roses or chocolates from any secret admirers this year, and I must say they all had different reactions to what had occurred on that fateful Tuesday.

by mr_holithon
 
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Don't Be Eaten



If you're a Chia, know a Chia or know of Chias, you'll know the terror that they face on a daily basis. Other Neopets' cares revolve around not getting Sneezles, having more toys than their friends and winning the Beauty Contest, but Chias live in constant fear of being snatched up as a snack by a passing Lupe. It has long puzzled me why this is tolerated, but my attempts to contact the Defenders of Neopia for a quote on the issue failed. I did, however, receive a huge, hefty bag of neopoints the next day with an attached note saying 'be quiet'. I do hope that I'm typing this softly enough for my mysterious benefactor!



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Stealing Stones: Part Two
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Or Something Like It: The Plucky Fisherman
Pop goes the whirlpool!

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Anything But That!
Happy Chia Day!

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