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The Making of a Star: Bertie Shurtz

"You know, Bertie," said Cici, "if you're going to be an explorer, you're going to find all kinds of scary monsters, like Spyders."

by alex313
Meepits: The Rulers of Neopia

Dear Neopia,

I have been doing research on Meepits...

by faeriequeenoffire

Comet the Kadoatie

In his search for a home, a stray Kad stumbles upon The Kadoatery.

by proudpony
A Day With Team Altador

"No way! It's... It's Team Altador!" I exclaimed. Ultra couldn't believe his eyes either.

by sonicmaster1223
The Usuki Singing Stars #8: The True Beauty

"Here I am," Sparkles gulped as she stared at the building in front of her. The pink Bruce couldn’t believe what she was going to do next; she was actually going to enter the Beauty Contest Hall!

by downrightdude
Illusen the Kadoatie #1: Escape from the Kadoatery

My ears twitched. Sure, I hated being in Terror Mountain, but nothing was as bad as the Kadoatery.

by skittyfan100
The Winner's Curse

The Lost Desert Team would be the first champion to win the gold again. He was sure of it.

by emma_manatee
The Yooyu Caretaker

Bo knew that the Altador Cup committee liked to inspect every inch of the Coliseum before the games began. He was making sure that everything was in its best condition for the inspection.

by mydogpack35
To The Newest Waters

Aiden, the blue Zafara, sighed. Here we go again. This was, what? His sixth owner?

by re_15
Lilo and the Yooyu

The past year and a half had been rough on Lilo's small family. It was like the poor Blumaroo's immune system had just crashed...

by thediractor
 
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Petpets NOT to Get



It's that time of the year again, where we celebrate the lovely petpets of Neopia. Some are pink, some grey, lots are furry, but many are also sharp. However with such a variety of petpet species and colours around, it makes it very difficult to choose which one is best for your neopet. So HOW do you know which one to choose? Well, here is an article to help you decide and to inform you about 10 petpets NOT to get for your precious neopet, and also WHY...



Other Stories


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NC or NP? Building the Perfect Outfit - Part Two
This week, we're going to take a look at clothing, the next step to building the perfect customization.

Also by sinistrous

by agedbeauty


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Blocked Writing
Are you finding that you cannot write anything? Do you feel like your writing days are over? Here's your guide.

by chestnuttiger787

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Cerena's Song 2: The Amulet's Curse - Part Four
The glow from my necklace is fading slowly, and I know this is the only chance at saving her.

by btcomsa12

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The Rise and Fall of Dr. Boochigald: A Hero's Tale - Part Four
What used to be an alluring, bustling village with glistening waterfalls and green paddocks was now nothing more than a crater.

Also by a_greenparrot

by danielp1619410022198


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Speak no More
She would be the one to challenge him... and win...

by laehlani

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Spotting a Mystery - Part 04
I can offer you this slorg.

by lovisa966



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