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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


When you are presented with an adventure of your own, the first thing to do is get excited. Run in circles, scream at the top of your lungs, break things as you bounce about your living room. All of this is necessary to starting off on your adventure right. If you don't make people shy away in horror, you are not excited enough.


Petpets NOT to Get



It's that time of the year again, where we celebrate the lovely petpets of Neopia. Some are pink, some grey, lots are furry, but many are also sharp. However with such a variety of petpet species and colours around, it makes it very difficult to choose which one is best for your neopet. So HOW do you know which one to choose? Well, here is an article to help you decide and to inform you about 10 petpets NOT to get for your precious neopet, and also WHY...

Rhee Solters



One thing that became clear during my visit to the SoLiD board was that nobody had a clue who Rhee Solters is. Where did she come from? How did she get here? Who found her? Was her signing just a way of trying to prevent making massive strategy changes across the board? It seemed clear to me that the only way to find any of this out was to go straight to the Kiko herself, and so I tracked her down to the Lost Desert team hotel here in Altador, just days after the beginning...

Growing Profits


Tucked away in the Neopian Bazaar, the Neopian Garden Centre sits as a gem waiting to be discovered. This shop is often overlooked and underrated by most restockers, but do not be fooled. Here, the combination of numerous valuable items that stock in bulk and items that are fairly easy to resell makes this the perfect shop to restock in whether you are new to restocking, or a professional restocker looking for some guaranteed profit...

Other Stories
"The Yooyu Caretaker" by mydogpack35
Bo was very fortunate to even have this job. The main reason for him getting it was because his uncle was head janitor. Being born a mutant in the Altador society is never an easy thing. Altador is probably one of the hardest places in Neopia to fit in as a mutant. There is something about a mutant's hideous features that make finding and keeping a job very difficult...

"Petpetpet Meltdown" by elly042
"If you'd actually listen for once, I've got you a job! I think it's finally time for you to go out, and I know what you're like so I've helped you along a bit. It's a really great one, a back room assistant at Uni's Clothes Salon. It was tough, but do you remember that nice Mr. Aragrin? Well, he's got some contacts and apparently they were looking for someone and..."

"Lilo and the Yooyu" by thediractor
The past year and a half had been rough on Lilo's small family. It was like the poor Blumaroo's immune system had just crashed, and all at once he came down with a horrible case of Neomonia. Then, not two weeks later, when the Neomonia had almost gone away, he started showing symptoms of the Neezles. Then came Blurred Vision, Achy Head, Floppy Tongue, Kikoughela...


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Crossed Paths and Blades: Part Ten
"It's another of Frigget's riddles..." Hannah groaned. "It's almost like he's playing a game with us!"

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