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The Entreaty

As a rule Lisha did not attend balls, for she considered them both uncomfortable and insipid; and so it was to her great surprise that she found herself enjoying this one to a tolerable extent.

by jokerhahaazzz
Hannah and The Golden Dubloon

Ever thought of Hannah before she became Hannah the Brave, adventurer of Neopia?

by dudeiloled
The Birth of a Feud

Who knew that the biggest rivalry known to Neopia started with a Prissy Miss Bow?

by thropp
Heather and The Game

"It doesn't count as homework if it's a video game, Carl."

by grace_m_017
A Rainbow Dream

The Rainbow Chomby sat curled up in a corner, staring up into Faerieland blankly.

by candy_fish_popcorn
Who Knew the Ocean Wore Sandals?

It all began with the beach down at Mystery Island. My younger sister, Olivia, had begged our owner...

by lil_grape_arborz
Faerie Search and Rescue

This Saturday was Ria's turn to stock the family shop.

by faellieangell
Surprised 2: Am I GOING to the Faerie Academy?

"'Dear Cynthia's Mom,'" Lori whispered aloud, "'I was wondering if Cynthia could help the lunch faerie at the Faerie Academy...'"

by thornfoot2
Endings and Beginnings

"I can't keep you if you've failed."

by quickquotes
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NC Item Trading

So, you've probably stumbled upon someone else's pet lookup and saw a dress or background that you're pretty sure would look just as great (or even greater) on your own pet. After some quick searching, you find out that it's a NeoCash (NC) item and since you constitute this as an emergency, you use your PayPal or you quickly run to your nearest Target store which sells NeoCash cards. And voila, you're now ready and raring to purchase the item. But wait, what's this?! The item you want is not...

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The Absolute Must Read Guide on Everything Liquid
Since the beginning of time, neopets have been drinking liquids. Yes, awe-inspiring, is it not?

by lynnalice


Escape From Meridell Castle Ultimate Guide
Welcome! The fact that you're reading this means that you're having trouble completing the game Escape From Meridell Castle.

by thepatriotfan


Avalon and the Emerald Noil Gem: The Onyx Isle - Part Ten
Avalon found himself skittering across the stony island, less like a heroic Noil Gem Guardian than a panicked Snowbunny spotted by a pack of hungry Lupes. Scarback's lava walls continued to erupt, behind him, in front of him, at his sides...

by cpmtiger


The Peculiar Incident that is Goldie the Snowbunny: Part Four
"But Goldie wasn't evil until I zapped him!" Saphie argued.

by elizzabbethh


Murasaki Moments - Mr. Sarcastic

by shmozie



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