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Daylight's Dirge: Part One

Pariel touched the controls of his salvager, bringing himself to a stop relative to the scattered chunks of space refuse. Following the battle against Sloth, there had been a great demand for salvagers...

by kittengriffin
Number 400: Part One

She was wise too. Behind that babyish façade, she understood everything with a cutting clarity...

by fallingrain05
 
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"Who Knew the Ocean Wore Sandals?" by lil_grape_arborz
You might lose your lotion at the beach, or maybe some pesky neopets might steal your sunglasses, but you'd never expect a sandal to get lost in the ocean! It all began with the beach down at Mystery Island. My younger sister, Olivia, had begged our owner, Chella, to go for months. Whenever she got herself worked up, she...




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Surprised 2: Am I GOING to the Faerie Academy?
"'Dear Cynthia's Mom,'" Lori whispered aloud, "'I was wondering if Cynthia could help the lunch faerie at the Faerie Academy...'"

by thornfoot2

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Endings and Beginnings
"I can't keep you if you've failed."

by quickquotes

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A Classic Joker's Kit for Devious Neopets
I have compiled a perfectly well-rounded kit with all sorts of gadgets and tools that you can use to trick Neoschool classmates, the neighbor's gnome, and even your siblings!

by eggo__mini92

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How to Make a Petpage Scrapbook!
A scrapbook is a fantastic way to save all of your fond Neopets memories, thoughts, and achievements. Here are some simple steps and ideas which can help you create your very own petpage scrapbook!

by vimtolollies

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Sloth Loyalty Test
He doesn't take too kindly to those who are disloyal!

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That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles (Part 3 of 3)
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO KAI? Find out NOW.

by pikemaster1



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