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Growing Insanity

"Because you agreed to do Taelia's Quest and then you realised you were too cheap for the items so YOU have to tell her that you're going to fail it.. AGAIN," Keriani replied...

by treenifer
A Day at the Neopian Times

What goes on in the inner workings of the NT? Read on...

by vivaldi_gurl
Master and Pupil

He'd had the lecture hundreds of times before and didn't need to hear it again. All the same, it felt like cheating not to tell Kiro about the latest failure...

by yatomiyuka
It Must Be Love

"Look at me just throw money away." She opens her fingers and the little red coin falls, landing with a clatter. "I can't pick up the love I hold for you and just drop it down the sink..."

by icegirl_sara
Carpenter and the Dark Sun

It had been six months since the day Shard and I had been banished from the gallion clan we used to belong to. Six months, and the scars still hadn't healed; maybe they never would...

by wicked_summer
The Honorary Feepit

Rufus the Feepit on the other hand was rarely around. As soon as the masters were gone he would disappear...

by ashflash
Come Sundown

I was on my first dig (the Techo begins) which was quite a few years ago, as you could well imagine. We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here...

by extreme_fj0rd
Where's Bibi Gone?

"OK! You can play with my Click Klacks! I've seen a nice patch of mud to roll around in out in the garden, and I've got to do it quick before Ruby stops me," answered Pouncer...

by carys1994
Cursed

"Don't go in there," Zan had always told him. The yellow Ruki smirked and picked up his pace to a brisk run...

by biogirl1991
 
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"Come Sundown" by extreme_fj0rd
We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here. We had pretended to the hotel owners and the tourist guides that we were just sightseeing and wanted a few nights out on the open desert. As soon as we were out of sight, though, we cut across the dunes to find the buried...




Other Stories


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The Guide to Scourge of the Lab Jellies
This game is a combination of puzzle, strategy and luck (well, which game doesn't need luck :P).

Also by garu_and_pucca

by imperial_magna


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Yooyu Can Do It!
Yooyus are really rare Altadorian petpets, usually brown and yellow colored. Due to their rarity, it is seen as a good omen to find one of these critters simply hanging around in the wilderness.

by mazoku_kuiin

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Cylara's Journey: Part Three
Just as she felt that she could go no further, Cylara saw an orange glint. Even in the darkness, it seemed to glow somehow...

Also by denimsweetheart

by doughnut215


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A Very Feepit Christmas: Part Four
Every time either one of them mentioned anything about getting rid of the "little pest," Cadmium's huge green eyes filled up with tears, and she would protest, pointing out that the Feepit always behaved around her...

by rainpaint

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Neopian Insanity
Who could that be?

by emmybug184

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If You Don't Have a Yooyu
I want to play Yooyuball!!

by ximerika



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