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Growing Insanity

"Because you agreed to do Taelia's Quest and then you realised you were too cheap for the items so YOU have to tell her that you're going to fail it.. AGAIN," Keriani replied...

by treenifer
A Day at the Neopian Times

What goes on in the inner workings of the NT? Read on...

by vivaldi_gurl
Master and Pupil

He'd had the lecture hundreds of times before and didn't need to hear it again. All the same, it felt like cheating not to tell Kiro about the latest failure...

by yatomiyuka
It Must Be Love

"Look at me just throw money away." She opens her fingers and the little red coin falls, landing with a clatter. "I can't pick up the love I hold for you and just drop it down the sink..."

by icegirl_sara
Carpenter and the Dark Sun

It had been six months since the day Shard and I had been banished from the gallion clan we used to belong to. Six months, and the scars still hadn't healed; maybe they never would...

by wicked_summer
The Honorary Feepit

Rufus the Feepit on the other hand was rarely around. As soon as the masters were gone he would disappear...

by ashflash
Come Sundown

I was on my first dig (the Techo begins) which was quite a few years ago, as you could well imagine. We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here...

by extreme_fj0rd
Where's Bibi Gone?

"OK! You can play with my Click Klacks! I've seen a nice patch of mud to roll around in out in the garden, and I've got to do it quick before Ruby stops me," answered Pouncer...

by carys1994

"Don't go in there," Zan had always told him. The yellow Ruki smirked and picked up his pace to a brisk run...

by biogirl1991
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Welcome to Year 9

When the New Year rolls around, a new you can as well. Think about the things you want to change about yourself, or any goals you want to accomplish. Do you want to take better care of your pets/petpets/petpetpets? Do you want to get that ultra-rare Strawberry Fields Forever Paint Brush? Then grab a notebook, write it down, and go for it! Of course, don't...

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Being the Ultimate Neopian
Maybe you want every possible avatar, the council – or leader – position in your guild, a painted pet, an expansive trophy cabinet, or a mansion of a Neohome. Ah, yes. Let us close our eyes and imagine the possibilities. Finished? Fabulous. Here comes the part where I tell you how to make it all a reality.

by summerlove77


The Guide to Scourge of the Lab Jellies
This game is a combination of puzzle, strategy and luck (well, which game doesn't need luck :P).

Also by garu_and_pucca

by imperial_magna


Whispers: Part Five
Without giving her time to catch her breath, the Soul Eater struck out at her again...

by betazoid_telepath


Cylara's Journey: Part Three
Just as she felt that she could go no further, Cylara saw an orange glint. Even in the darkness, it seemed to glow somehow...

Also by denimsweetheart

by doughnut215


Aisha Groove
Something Has Happened!

by discokitten


Overexcited Kad Feeders
You've made ROFL a very happy Kadoatie.

Idea by horngal24

by kawaii_neokitty2

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