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Growing Insanity

"Because you agreed to do Taelia's Quest and then you realised you were too cheap for the items so YOU have to tell her that you're going to fail it.. AGAIN," Keriani replied...

by treenifer
A Day at the Neopian Times

What goes on in the inner workings of the NT? Read on...

by vivaldi_gurl
Master and Pupil

He'd had the lecture hundreds of times before and didn't need to hear it again. All the same, it felt like cheating not to tell Kiro about the latest failure...

by yatomiyuka
It Must Be Love

"Look at me just throw money away." She opens her fingers and the little red coin falls, landing with a clatter. "I can't pick up the love I hold for you and just drop it down the sink..."

by icegirl_sara
Carpenter and the Dark Sun

It had been six months since the day Shard and I had been banished from the gallion clan we used to belong to. Six months, and the scars still hadn't healed; maybe they never would...

by wicked_summer
The Honorary Feepit

Rufus the Feepit on the other hand was rarely around. As soon as the masters were gone he would disappear...

by ashflash
Come Sundown

I was on my first dig (the Techo begins) which was quite a few years ago, as you could well imagine. We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here...

by extreme_fj0rd
Where's Bibi Gone?

"OK! You can play with my Click Klacks! I've seen a nice patch of mud to roll around in out in the garden, and I've got to do it quick before Ruby stops me," answered Pouncer...

by carys1994
Cursed

"Don't go in there," Zan had always told him. The yellow Ruki smirked and picked up his pace to a brisk run...

by biogirl1991
 
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The tabloids went crazy this week over the newly released photos showing Illusen having lunch with mortal enemy Jhudora in Faerieland. Is their longstanding feud finally over? Don't get your hopes up, Neopia. According to a pal of Jhudora, the peace-loving Illusen had come to make amends but was quickly offered a poisonous lollypop and shown the door...



Other Stories


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The Average Neopian Guide To Extreme Potato Counter
Never focus your eyes on the center. If you do, there’s an annoying little potato that always crosses a corner, and you completely get it wrong. One of the wisest things is to keep your eyes on the sides of the screen to see incoming potatoes.

by plecoguy1

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Being the Ultimate Neopian
Maybe you want every possible avatar, the council – or leader – position in your guild, a painted pet, an expansive trophy cabinet, or a mansion of a Neohome. Ah, yes. Let us close our eyes and imagine the possibilities. Finished? Fabulous. Here comes the part where I tell you how to make it all a reality.

by summerlove77

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Whispers: Part Five
Without giving her time to catch her breath, the Soul Eater struck out at her again...

by betazoid_telepath

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part Five
The figure turned around, dropping the item. It skidded across the floor and hit me in the foot. I bent to pick it up, a whittling knife. Then my lantern and eyes moved upwards...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Yak Attack
Who knew they made marshmallow by the foot?

by _silver_moon_flower_

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Meridellian Blend Coffee - #1
Trying to decide on a snack?

by purple_princess62



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