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Breaking a Way Out of Bruno’s Backwoods

Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway proves to be an action-packed fun game that is sure to be a challenge to the average Neopian. However, do not fear, as today, I am going to share with you the tips to getting that *shiny* trophy...

by superpepe
The Average Neopian Guide To Extreme Potato Counter

Never focus your eyes on the center. If you do, there’s an annoying little potato that always crosses a corner, and you completely get it wrong. One of the wisest things is to keep your eyes on the sides of the screen to see incoming potatoes.

by plecoguy1
Making a Great Gallery

There are many different approaches to making a gallery and they will all be covered in this friendly guide to Making a Great Gallery!

by danman111111
Neopets: Fact or Fiction

Here we will be discussing several topics, from muffins to socks and then back again.. This article was made to stop the silly myths going around Neopia.

by super_star342
Being the Ultimate Neopian

Maybe you want every possible avatar, the council – or leader – position in your guild, a painted pet, an expansive trophy cabinet, or a mansion of a Neohome. Ah, yes. Let us close our eyes and imagine the possibilities. Finished? Fabulous. Here comes the part where I tell you how to make it all a reality.

by summerlove77
Bug Hors d'oeuvres!

If we could only get over the 'yuck factor'! Once you master that, you can close your eyes and toss a few of these bugs into your mouth!

Also by 72novacane

by purplepassiony2k

The Guide to Scourge of the Lab Jellies

This game is a combination of puzzle, strategy and luck (well, which game doesn't need luck :P).

Also by garu_and_pucca

by imperial_magna

When Gnomes Go Bad - A Guide

Watch out! Flying cheese!

by roses_suga_and_stars
Yooyu Can Do It!

Yooyus are really rare Altadorian petpets, usually brown and yellow colored. Due to their rarity, it is seen as a good omen to find one of these critters simply hanging around in the wilderness.

by mazoku_kuiin
Weekly World Review

In an unprecedented move, the Air Faeries have threatened to go on strike unless agreements can be reached in next week's quest negotiations...

by jennuine_1
5 Ways to Start Out the New Year

So, now that it’s the New Year, what are you going to do? Some people just lounge around and think it’s just a “So what?” matter. It’s not. There’s more to the New Year than that, of course!

by amanderssie286
 
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"A Day at the Neopian Times" by vivaldi_gurl
At the bottom floor of the offices of the Neopian Times, four Faerie Clouds await to lift inquirers, copyboys, assistants, reporters, and editors to their separate domains. To the outsider's eye, it may seem like a mess, but to the insider, this is merely routine. In fact, the hustle and bustle of the plaza entrance is relaxing compared to what happens after...




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Carpenter and the Dark Sun
It had been six months since the day Shard and I had been banished from the gallion clan we used to belong to. Six months, and the scars still hadn't healed; maybe they never would...

by wicked_summer

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It Must Be Love
"Look at me just throw money away." She opens her fingers and the little red coin falls, landing with a clatter. "I can't pick up the love I hold for you and just drop it down the sink..."

by icegirl_sara

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part Five
The figure turned around, dropping the item. It skidded across the floor and hit me in the foot. I bent to pick it up, a whittling knife. Then my lantern and eyes moved upwards...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Ten
Saura pricked his ears up. He could easily hear sounds from the stronghold at this height where there was nothing but a few miles of thin air between him and the Fortress. "They're preparing for the attack..."

by ssjelitegirl

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Neko's
I hope the Tombola Man doesn't find out about this.....

by akakoneko

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Hungry Skeith #1
NEVER trust a hungry Skeith!

by 0rbiit



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