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Breaking a Way Out of Bruno’s Backwoods

Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway proves to be an action-packed fun game that is sure to be a challenge to the average Neopian. However, do not fear, as today, I am going to share with you the tips to getting that *shiny* trophy...

by superpepe
The Average Neopian Guide To Extreme Potato Counter

Never focus your eyes on the center. If you do, there’s an annoying little potato that always crosses a corner, and you completely get it wrong. One of the wisest things is to keep your eyes on the sides of the screen to see incoming potatoes.

by plecoguy1
Making a Great Gallery

There are many different approaches to making a gallery and they will all be covered in this friendly guide to Making a Great Gallery!

by danman111111
Neopets: Fact or Fiction

Here we will be discussing several topics, from muffins to socks and then back again.. This article was made to stop the silly myths going around Neopia.

by super_star342
Being the Ultimate Neopian

Maybe you want every possible avatar, the council – or leader – position in your guild, a painted pet, an expansive trophy cabinet, or a mansion of a Neohome. Ah, yes. Let us close our eyes and imagine the possibilities. Finished? Fabulous. Here comes the part where I tell you how to make it all a reality.

by summerlove77
Bug Hors d'oeuvres!

If we could only get over the 'yuck factor'! Once you master that, you can close your eyes and toss a few of these bugs into your mouth!

Also by 72novacane

by purplepassiony2k

The Guide to Scourge of the Lab Jellies

This game is a combination of puzzle, strategy and luck (well, which game doesn't need luck :P).

Also by garu_and_pucca

by imperial_magna

When Gnomes Go Bad - A Guide

Watch out! Flying cheese!

by roses_suga_and_stars
Yooyu Can Do It!

Yooyus are really rare Altadorian petpets, usually brown and yellow colored. Due to their rarity, it is seen as a good omen to find one of these critters simply hanging around in the wilderness.

by mazoku_kuiin
Weekly World Review

In an unprecedented move, the Air Faeries have threatened to go on strike unless agreements can be reached in next week's quest negotiations...

by jennuine_1
5 Ways to Start Out the New Year

So, now that it’s the New Year, what are you going to do? Some people just lounge around and think it’s just a “So what?” matter. It’s not. There’s more to the New Year than that, of course!

by amanderssie286
 
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When the New Year rolls around, a new you can as well. Think about the things you want to change about yourself, or any goals you want to accomplish. Do you want to take better care of your pets/petpets/petpetpets? Do you want to get that ultra-rare Strawberry Fields Forever Paint Brush? Then grab a notebook, write it down, and go for it! Of course, don't...



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Master and Pupil
He'd had the lecture hundreds of times before and didn't need to hear it again. All the same, it felt like cheating not to tell Kiro about the latest failure...

by yatomiyuka

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A Day at the Neopian Times
What goes on in the inner workings of the NT? Read on...

by vivaldi_gurl

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The Blue Blumaroo: Part Two
Melissa had agreed to join her two best friends on a shopping trip (the second in two days), not because she wanted to actually buy anything, but because she wanted to find a friend for her little brother Joey. It sounded completely bizarre, of course, but...

by rainbow2skittle

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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part Ten
Saura pricked his ears up. He could easily hear sounds from the stronghold at this height where there was nothing but a few miles of thin air between him and the Fortress. "They're preparing for the attack..."

by ssjelitegirl

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Native Nuisance
Maybe you should have bought one too.

by jjjellybean121

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Neko's
I hope the Tombola Man doesn't find out about this.....

by akakoneko



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