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The Tooth Faerie

Not all stories end happily, you know. Whenever someone starts reading a story they just know that no matter what, the end will be filled with cheerfulness, smiles, and everyone's lives being OK. Well in the real Neopia, things aren't all like that...

by dya_katt108
Cracker Wars

"It's no good, Dr. Crumblebum," he called over to the shadow. "You'll never take me alive!"

by silent_snow
The Last Attempt

When they finally arrived at the beach, Maerzadi was immediately a little intimidated by the vast amount of water. He was really hesitant to just jump right in even if he was riding on Yasil's back. Yasil tried everything...

by aerissdb
A People Deceived

The little Techo had grown up in the postwar times, after their war with Skarl. Now they lived in peace, thanks to the grace and wisdom of Lord Kass...

by lockshensa
Invisible Identity

"I lost something once! I lost something I couldn't live without!" I said, standing up suddenly. "My identity!" No one seemed to notice except the few near me...

by aerin_lupe844
Once Upon A Ship

The Poogle quickly ran up and down the cages, looking in each one. They were all empty! Every last one. Each door swung open on its hinges. She knew immediately what she had to do...

by monkeybytes
Highrock Pack History Songs: Birth of Skysong Pack

The Tyrannian Lupe took a deep breath of the rain soaked jungle air. As it passed over the scent glands in his nose, he detected the odors of trees, prey, and damp earth. There was a faint scent he didn't recognize, but that wasn't important...

by shinkoryu14
The Young Nabile

Nabile, who had just lost her mother the night before, was crying her little eyes out. "I sure am hungry. But I don't have any Neopoints..."

by americangirlover386
The Perfect Recipe

"What we need," said Miami thoughtfully, "is a perfect recipe."

by katiesheffield
Your Dearest, Nibbles

Something caught Nibbles' eyes. She looked around her, and saw what it was. To this day, no one but Nibbles knew what made her run away, not even Tamara, but she ran...

by 101monica101
The Pant Devil's Desire

The Grundo Leader sighed, crossed his legs on the pink cloud that matched his unfortunate skin condition, and rapped the Pant Devil over the head...

by schefflera
 
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"The Perfect Recipe" by katiesheffield
We had compiled huge lists of salads, biscuits, cakes, meals, drinks and almost everything else edible; and had chosen the best recipes out of them. I had to admit, Miami was right. All the recipes we had so far were delicious, but we really should have one that stood out from the rest...




Other Stories


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To Paint Or Not to Paint?
Why do most players paint their pets? How do they decide which paint brushes to buy? And how do they decide which pets will be painted? In a little experiment of my own, I asked players on the Help Boards...

by x__sayitaintso__x

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5 Ways To Protect Your Neohome
Whether your home is made from jelly or gold, it should be well protected; I mean, after all, you wouldn't want the Pant Devil breaking and entering...

by smeesh28

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Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Two
"What!" Rain grabbed the paper and gawked at it in astonishment. "Terror Mountain overthrown!" she gasped in disbelief, and then read aloud in a trembling voice, "Armies of Dr. Sloth swarming over the mountain..."

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852


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Starlight Invasion: Keeping Secrets - Part Two
"Oh, yes!" For once, I didn't have to make up the answer. I had seen our leader, that perfect day in Neopia Central, and I replied enthusiastically. "You've never met Lady Mianne?"

by rainbow_daydreamer

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Bowl Of Candy - Vol. 1
Of all the places you chose to hide, you hid in THERE...

by lunkuo

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A Spooky Halloween, pt 3
Tonight, I've made a special meal!

by ghostkomorichu



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