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||Issue: 262 | 20th day of Collecting, Y8
|The Tooth FaerieNot all stories end happily, you know. Whenever someone
starts reading a story they just know that no matter what, the end will be filled
with cheerfulness, smiles, and everyone's lives being OK. Well in the real Neopia,
things aren't all like that...|
|Cracker Wars"It's no good, Dr. Crumblebum," he called over
to the shadow. "You'll never take me alive!"|
|The Last AttemptWhen they finally arrived at the beach, Maerzadi
was immediately a little intimidated by the vast amount of water. He was really
hesitant to just jump right in even if he was riding on Yasil's back. Yasil
|A People DeceivedThe little Techo had grown up in the postwar times, after their war with Skarl.
Now they lived in peace, thanks to the grace and wisdom of Lord Kass...|
|Invisible Identity"I lost something once! I lost something I
couldn't live without!" I said, standing up suddenly. "My identity!" No one
seemed to notice except the few near me...|
|Once Upon A ShipThe Poogle quickly ran up and down the cages,
looking in each one. They were all empty! Every last one. Each door swung open
on its hinges. She knew immediately what she had to do...|
|Highrock Pack History Songs: Birth of Skysong PackThe Tyrannian Lupe took a deep breath of the
rain soaked jungle air. As it passed over the scent glands in his nose, he detected
the odors of trees, prey, and damp earth. There was a faint scent he didn't
recognize, but that wasn't important...|
|The Young NabileNabile, who had just
lost her mother the night before, was crying her little eyes out. "I sure am hungry. But I don't have any Neopoints..."|
|The Perfect Recipe"What we need," said Miami thoughtfully, "is a perfect
|Your Dearest, Nibbles Something caught Nibbles' eyes. She looked around
her, and saw what it was. To this day, no one but Nibbles knew what made her
run away, not even Tamara, but she ran...|
|The Pant Devil's DesireThe Grundo Leader sighed, crossed his legs on
the pink cloud that matched his unfortunate skin condition, and rapped the Pant
Devil over the head...|
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|To Paint Or Not to Paint?|
Why do most players
paint their pets? How do they decide which paint brushes to buy? And how do they
decide which pets will be painted? In a little experiment of my own, I asked players
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|Rising Shadow: Part Two|
"Aside from the mysterious criminal who has
been abducting warriors and figures of authority from all over Neopia, you mean,"
Darigan replied sarcastically...
|At the AstroVilla: Part Three|
Cypher sighed and looked at the maid Acara.
"You wouldn't happen to know about the legend of LeMaer and the weird happenings
of the hotel, would you? I have a question..."