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Whispers: Part One

"So pack your bags, we're gonna see the pyramids!" Aidne exclaimed as she stuffed the letter into a pocket in her faded blue jeans...

by betazoid_telepath
The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part One

"I really don't want to let you go, Simeon," the Captain said honestly, "but I will if it needs to be done. You well know that there are looters out there that come at night to steal. Don't let that happen to us; we've worked too hard for it..."

by playmobil_is_my_life
Revisited: Part One

The house was gargantuan, and the landscaping was marvelous and looked expensive. But what did the pets that lived inside it look like? Undoubtedly they were rich...

by puppy200010
Are We Still Friends?: Part One

Lord Darigan's muscles quivered with exhaustion, unwilling to obey his commands to hold him upright, commands that nearly turned into pleas. Not now. I can't collapse now, not in front of everybody...

by sarahleeadvent
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Tiki Tack Talk

Tombola Guy: Well, 'snot too hard really. The small dainty prizes like the olives, I just get from the trading post at real low rates. If you buy olives in bulk you can get them for a few hundred so called 'Neopoints'. I don't really get how it works, but bein' famous helps too. The codestones, though, are a nightmare. It costs an arm anna leg to get one of those...

Other Stories


Victory Incomplete
It's hard to roar when you weigh about as much as the average bag of flour. It worked anyway. The faerie Acara screamed and fell backwards...

by wicked_summer


Neopia Central's Darkest Day
"Salem! I need you to--for the love of White Weewoos, what are you DOING?"

by spookyy


The Only Guide to Neohomes You'll Ever Need
Neohomes are a great source of stress among Neopians. Some homes are neglected, going unfurnished and forgotten. Some are nonexistent, even, just an empty plot of land on someone's lookup...

by athena_supergirl


Mallow Myth
No one is sure how Grundos could become Mallow coloured. The most popular hypothesis is called "The Chia Factor" (TCF). Chias are well-known to have really high mutation properties.

by mazoku_kuiin



by qbeaver


Brothers'n'Sister: Butler "Shlosh" Part I
The Neopet who finally defeated the evil monster, Sloth!

by kamikatze24

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