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Petpet Rescuer in Training

All of Neopia knows that the job of a Petpet Rescuer is extensively difficult. Things don't get any easier with Gargrall on your tail, making sure that you can't possibly save those tedious petpets. With every couple of petpets you save, you realize things only get harder. But you're determined.

by smartbella264
An Evening with the Follies Family

They are cranky. They are temperamental. They are the unlikely heroes of Neopia. They are the Follies family. Over the past year, three members of the Follies family have been involved in protecting Neopia from various evils and undoing wicked enchantments.

by renrenthehamster
Top Topiaries

It is a wonderful time to start planning your Neogarden. If your thumb is really green, you can even buy some of your plants ahead of time and start growing them early.

Also by milla_022

by ngc_5128

Mallow Myth

No one is sure how Grundos could become Mallow coloured. The most popular hypothesis is called "The Chia Factor" (TCF). Chias are well-known to have really high mutation properties.

by mazoku_kuiin
Will No One Think of the Petpets?

It's no small wonder why the Petpet Protection League was formed, but what are they really doing to stop the rampant petpet abuse in Neopia?

by miranda822
An Interview With the Tiki Tack Man

Tombola Guy: Make it snappy, I have to get back to work in ten minutes.

by iamskot
Invisible Pets - Fact or Fiction?

An insightful article on invisible pets and the inner workings of their minds. Sort of.

by silvra
The Only Guide to Neohomes You'll Ever Need

Neohomes are a great source of stress among Neopians. Some homes are neglected, going unfurnished and forgotten. Some are nonexistent, even, just an empty plot of land on someone's lookup...

by athena_supergirl
Unique Constructions in Neopia

Construction, renovation, and revolution in architectural approach all around the globe of Neopia are really achieving their high peak. Dramatic changes could be seen all throughout year 7.

by shady_lanem
Why We Love Wockies

No one knows exactly where the Wockies originate from, seeing as they have been in Neopia for a long time...

by luminoustarisma
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"Witchcraft and the Problem with Mould" by 74_countrychick_74
Mr. Mouldy wasn't the adventurous type. In fact, he would rather sit in some poor Neopian's inventory eating chips than be out on an adventure. Inventory, you say? Well, yes. Mr. Mouldy is a mouldy potato. One day, 74_Witchcraft_74 the blue Uni was patiently waiting...

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"Stripes, you see, has been sneaking out every night to do something suspicious, and none of my traps have ever stopped or snagged him in his process. And you add it on to the fact that he always brings that shovel with him..."

by _jadestorm_


The Dancer's Scarf
After Mage had seen me dancing once, she had told me how much fun it looked like and admitted how much she would love to learn how to dance. I had suggested that she learned to dance, which had really seemed to take her by surprise...

by scar19


Into the Sea: Part Three
Sasha couldn't tell if people liked her or not. She didn't know what they meant when they spoke to her. At school, a pet could say, "I like your shoes," and Sasha could take it the completely wrong way...

by sytra


The Hoarders: Part Two
Garbage littered the road, and the tiny houses were rotting away, the doors swinging from one hinge. "What is this place?" she asked her silent companion. "Is it, like a ghost street or something? Has it been abandoned?"

by ruff_zette


The Best Owner Ever
What an owner will do for a Battledome challenger!

by raising_shadows


There's a rumor going around...

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by akakoneko

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