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||Issue: 270 | 15th day of Celebrating, Y8
|Petpet Rescuer in TrainingAll of Neopia knows that the job of a Petpet Rescuer is extensively difficult.
Things don't get any easier with Gargrall on your tail, making sure that you
can't possibly save those tedious petpets. With every couple of petpets you
save, you realize things only get harder. But you're determined.|
|An Evening with the Follies FamilyThey are cranky. They are temperamental. They are the unlikely heroes of Neopia.
They are the Follies family. Over the past year, three members of the Follies
family have been involved in protecting Neopia from various evils and undoing
|Top TopiariesIt is a wonderful time to
start planning your Neogarden. If your thumb is really green, you can even buy
some of your plants ahead of time and start growing them early.
Also by milla_022
|Mallow MythNo one is sure how Grundos could become Mallow coloured. The most popular
hypothesis is called "The Chia Factor" (TCF). Chias are well-known to have really high
|Will No One Think of the Petpets?It's no small wonder why the Petpet Protection League was formed, but what are
they really doing to stop the rampant petpet abuse in Neopia? |
|An Interview With the Tiki Tack ManTombola Guy: Make it snappy, I have to get back to work in ten minutes.|
|Invisible Pets - Fact or Fiction?An insightful article on invisible pets and the inner workings of their minds. Sort of.|
|The Only Guide to Neohomes You'll Ever NeedNeohomes are a great source of stress among Neopians. Some homes are neglected,
going unfurnished and forgotten. Some are nonexistent, even, just an empty plot
of land on someone's lookup...|
|Unique Constructions in NeopiaConstruction, renovation, and revolution in architectural approach all around
the globe of Neopia are really achieving their high peak. Dramatic changes could
be seen all throughout year 7. |
|Why We Love WockiesNo one knows exactly where the Wockies originate from, seeing as they have
been in Neopia for a long time...|
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"Just One Little Question" by x_icecap
There was no distracting her at this time. Bored, the Eyrie left the room, happy to depart the hot room. Lea stayed, engrossed in her rather long book. When she was done, it vanished, just as all Neopian books do. The Shoyru stood up. Suddenly a thought hit her. Why do books vanish when you read them?
|The Dancer's Scarf|
After Mage had seen me dancing once, she had told me how much fun
it looked like and admitted how much she would love to learn how to dance. I
had suggested that she learned to dance, which had really seemed to take her
|Just One Little Question|
When she was done, it vanished, just as all Neopian books do. The
Shoyru stood up. Suddenly a thought hit her. Why do books vanish when you
|Revisited: Part One|
The house was gargantuan, and the landscaping was marvelous and looked expensive.
But what did the pets that lived inside it look like? Undoubtedly they were
|Are We Still Friends?: Part One|
Lord Darigan's muscles quivered with exhaustion,
unwilling to obey his commands to hold him upright, commands that nearly turned
into pleas. Not now. I can't collapse now, not in front of everybody...