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||Issue: 270 | 15th day of Celebrating, Y8
|Petpet Rescuer in TrainingAll of Neopia knows that the job of a Petpet Rescuer is extensively difficult.
Things don't get any easier with Gargrall on your tail, making sure that you
can't possibly save those tedious petpets. With every couple of petpets you
save, you realize things only get harder. But you're determined.|
|An Evening with the Follies FamilyThey are cranky. They are temperamental. They are the unlikely heroes of Neopia.
They are the Follies family. Over the past year, three members of the Follies
family have been involved in protecting Neopia from various evils and undoing
|Top TopiariesIt is a wonderful time to
start planning your Neogarden. If your thumb is really green, you can even buy
some of your plants ahead of time and start growing them early.
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|Mallow MythNo one is sure how Grundos could become Mallow coloured. The most popular
hypothesis is called "The Chia Factor" (TCF). Chias are well-known to have really high
|Will No One Think of the Petpets?It's no small wonder why the Petpet Protection League was formed, but what are
they really doing to stop the rampant petpet abuse in Neopia? |
|An Interview With the Tiki Tack ManTombola Guy: Make it snappy, I have to get back to work in ten minutes.|
|Invisible Pets - Fact or Fiction?An insightful article on invisible pets and the inner workings of their minds. Sort of.|
|The Only Guide to Neohomes You'll Ever NeedNeohomes are a great source of stress among Neopians. Some homes are neglected,
going unfurnished and forgotten. Some are nonexistent, even, just an empty plot
of land on someone's lookup...|
|Unique Constructions in NeopiaConstruction, renovation, and revolution in architectural approach all around
the globe of Neopia are really achieving their high peak. Dramatic changes could
be seen all throughout year 7. |
|Why We Love WockiesNo one knows exactly where the Wockies originate from, seeing as they have
been in Neopia for a long time...|
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Tiki Tack Talk
Tombola Guy: Well, 'snot too hard really. The small dainty prizes like the olives, I just get from the trading post at real low rates. If you buy olives in bulk you can get them for a few hundred so called 'Neopoints'. I don't really get how it works, but bein' famous helps too. The codestones, though, are a nightmare. It costs an arm anna leg to get one of those...
|Just One Little Question|
When she was done, it vanished, just as all Neopian books do. The
Shoyru stood up. Suddenly a thought hit her. Why do books vanish when you
|Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part Two|
The Founder led Orbulon down yet another dismal,
torch-lit passage that got warmer the farther they went. This reminded Orbulon
of an unpleasant experience he had on Mystery Island, so he hoped the Founder
knew what he was doing...