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Amayli could feel Ronni's violet eyes boring into her, analyzing her as an assistant and roommate. She didn't care. She found difficulty caring about anything anymore. Whether Ronni liked her or not, it was all biscuits to her...

by animalnutz1993

"Stripes, you see, has been sneaking out every night to do something suspicious, and none of my traps have ever stopped or snagged him in his process. And you add it on to the fact that he always brings that shovel with him..."

by _jadestorm_
Victory Incomplete

It's hard to roar when you weigh about as much as the average bag of flour. It worked anyway. The faerie Acara screamed and fell backwards...

by wicked_summer
Sweet Story, Sweet Dreams

Finally, over the resounding hubbub, with all the strength of my voice, I inquired very loudly, "WHO WANTS TO HEAR A BEDTIME STORY?!?!"

by melina719
The Dancer's Scarf

After Mage had seen me dancing once, she had told me how much fun it looked like and admitted how much she would love to learn how to dance. I had suggested that she learned to dance, which had really seemed to take her by surprise...

by scar19
Witchcraft and the Problem with Mould

Mr. Mouldy wasn't the adventurous type. In fact, he would rather sit in some poor Neopian's inventory eating chips than be out on an adventure...

by 74_countrychick_74
Neopia Central's Darkest Day

"Salem! I need you to--for the love of White Weewoos, what are you DOING?"

by spookyy
A Thousand Miles

Ruff arf?

by blackcairn
Just One Little Question

When she was done, it vanished, just as all Neopian books do. The Shoyru stood up. Suddenly a thought hit her. Why do books vanish when you read them?

by x_icecap
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"Witchcraft and the Problem with Mould" by 74_countrychick_74
Mr. Mouldy wasn't the adventurous type. In fact, he would rather sit in some poor Neopian's inventory eating chips than be out on an adventure. Inventory, you say? Well, yes. Mr. Mouldy is a mouldy potato. One day, 74_Witchcraft_74 the blue Uni was patiently waiting...

Other Stories


Why We Love Wockies
No one knows exactly where the Wockies originate from, seeing as they have been in Neopia for a long time...

by luminoustarisma


Mallow Myth
No one is sure how Grundos could become Mallow coloured. The most popular hypothesis is called "The Chia Factor" (TCF). Chias are well-known to have really high mutation properties.

by mazoku_kuiin


The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part One
"I really don't want to let you go, Simeon," the Captain said honestly, "but I will if it needs to be done. You well know that there are looters out there that come at night to steal. Don't let that happen to us; we've worked too hard for it..."

by playmobil_is_my_life


Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Ten
Fyora was trying to wake Jenna. "Ailemea, do you-" The faerie Queen stopped short when she turned and saw which room they had dropped into. "Oh dear..."

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852


Two in One - Episode 1
Ooh, that's a hard one.

by roa_and_maffin


Who knew that Faerie Bubbles could be so much fun?

by sophie_the_chick

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