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||Issue: 270 | 15th day of Celebrating, Y8
|LovedAmayli could feel Ronni's violet eyes boring
into her, analyzing her as an assistant and roommate. She didn't care. She found
difficulty caring about anything anymore. Whether Ronni liked her or not, it
was all biscuits to her...|
|Digging"Stripes, you see, has been
sneaking out every night to do something suspicious, and none of my traps have
ever stopped or snagged him in his process. And you add it on to the fact that
he always brings that shovel with him..."|
|Victory IncompleteIt's hard to roar when you weigh
about as much as the average bag of flour. It worked anyway. The faerie Acara screamed and
|Sweet Story, Sweet DreamsFinally, over the resounding hubbub, with all the
strength of my voice, I inquired very loudly, "WHO WANTS TO HEAR A BEDTIME STORY?!?!" |
|The Dancer's ScarfAfter Mage had seen me dancing once, she had told me how much fun
it looked like and admitted how much she would love to learn how to dance. I
had suggested that she learned to dance, which had really seemed to take her
|Witchcraft and the Problem with MouldMr. Mouldy wasn't the adventurous type. In fact, he would
rather sit in some poor Neopian's inventory eating chips than be out on an adventure...|
|Neopia Central's Darkest Day"Salem! I need you to--for the love of White Weewoos,
what are you DOING?" |
|A Thousand MilesRuff arf?|
|Just One Little QuestionWhen she was done, it vanished, just as all Neopian books do. The
Shoyru stood up. Suddenly a thought hit her. Why do books vanish when you
read them? |
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|Petpet Rescuer in Training|
All of Neopia knows that the job of a Petpet Rescuer is extensively difficult.
Things don't get any easier with Gargrall on your tail, making sure that you
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|Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part Two|
The Founder led Orbulon down yet another dismal,
torch-lit passage that got warmer the farther they went. This reminded Orbulon
of an unpleasant experience he had on Mystery Island, so he hoped the Founder
knew what he was doing...