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||Issue: 522 | 23rd day of Storing, Y13
|Starblaze and Blasterfire: Part TenCassius said, "We'll save her. And when she sees us she'll start complaining about how we took our own sweet time and how she could have gotten herself out easier."
Despite his joking, though, he couldn't get Jory to smile.
|Cloud Flute: Part SevenA vicious howl reached her ears. Daring to open her eyes to slits, she saw Vacerus reel back, shaking his mighty head in frustration...|
|Visions III: Revealed - Part Seven"It's hard to believe we were so wrong," Altador said, coming to sit beside him. He shook his head. "I can't believe I ever trusted..."|
|A New Line of Work: Part Six"Not only is he a jerk, he's a dumb villain, too," Kuvah remarked. Moriarti just shook his head.|
|Stormclouds Over Meridell: Part SixSilver flashed in the semi-darkness, moonlight dancing across the crossbow's tip as Quai spun to face the intruder. A playful giggle escaped from the shadows...|
|The Co-Worker and the Missing Sister: Part Six"You did what?" Rose screeched, wide awake and even angrier than before. |
|Beautiful Chaos: Part FourThe sun was setting over the lands of Neopia as the Draik and the Lupe known as Cedrik and Leo made their way through the Pass to the Citadel of the Darigans.|
|Treasure Lost: Part FourSpirit lazily strolled aft from where she had been standing in the bow. She wasn't worried that Jojo would fall. He had been climbing in the rigging almost every day since they set to sea...|
|What's in a Name?: Part ThreeThe Witches ran.
It was completely out of character for them, but this was no time to complain about the exertion or ripping their robes. Broomsticks wouldn't be an option...
|The Geraptiku Two: Part FourI raced for Sivus, but my legs moved too slow in the water that was more like molasses. The wall was only a few seconds from closing...|
|Switched Beings, Switched Minds: Part Two"What's going on? Where's Eve?" the Ixi said in Taelia's voice. "You're me! That's me! Why are you me?"|
|Maemo and Vrai Visit Mystery Island: Part TwoThe spotted Bori behind the desk greeted them with a particularly large, inflexible grin.
"Why, hello there!" he boomed. "I'm Sharden, and I represent the Neolodge Foundation! Who might you be?"
|A Renewed Hope: Part TwoJanice gave him a blank stare. Her spirit glow dimmed. "What do you mean, I'm the Protector? I've never even heard of a silly place called Calladamos." |
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