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Revolution Undercloud: Part Ten

"Pretty words in your time of greatest peril," Sloth sneered.

by tealnova_dragon
Secrets of the Space Necklace: Part Eight

Everyone gasped as Chloe pointed to Miss Van Sparkleton...

by downrightdude
Ascension: Part Eight

'Tell us what she plans to do and we can stop her before it is too late. Otherwise you may have to answer to "Queen Illusen" come morning.'

by d_morton
Tatterwings: Part Six

The Darkest Faerie threw back her blue-black head and laughed. "Look at what's become of you, Jennumara!"

by saphira_27
Alysia's Destiny: Part Three

"You... you kidnapper!! Let me go! Someone will realize I'm missing and send the Defenders of Neopia after you..."

by uberdancingdolphin
The Kacheek Club: An Anniversary Adventure - Part Four

All was almost silent as the four Kacheeks roamed the deserted hallways. "Do you guys hear that sound?" Bridgette wrinkled her nose and looked around...

by jenlin_25
Finding Crystal: Part Five

"Move out of the Haunted Woods. Even Neovia isn't safe enough. You saw what happened before, didn't you? The whole town cursed."

by hedgehog_queen
The Enigma of Friendship: Part Three

"Lamc nowd." Despite the instruction to relax, the young red Lenny found himself tensing up more.

by amb403
Into the Depths: Part Four

Swimming through the seaweed up to Caylis, she opened her clawed hands to reveal a golden armlet.

by bluecloud300
A Victim of Circumstance: Part Two

Weeks passed and still Balfair remained in the pound.

by fruitful_
Life in a Snowy Shadow: Part Two

"Have you been to the Advent Calendar already?" she said excitedly. "I'm on my way there right now! What did they give out?"

by sapphirekira
 
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A Day in the Life of a Fish Tank
When the human and neopets had finally fallen asleep, the Catamara and the Pepito swam to one side of the tank...

by halloweens_lady

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Charolette and the Awful MuuMuu
There she stood, in the middle of Uni's Clothing wearing what could only be described as an oversized floral muumuu, making her way out the door without even a garment in her hand to cover up that insane ensemble.

by dolcebby

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Save the Wheels? Pah!
The whole of Neopia is at risk here. Perhaps even the Meepits.

by luke_is_cool44

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Wishing Un-Well?
This awesome new avvie is every collector's dream.

by bessie_13

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Food for All- Dish #15
He won't come...

by maiinoki

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Hoopla: Hug
DEATH HUG! :O

by _pokemon12_63



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