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Zeke's Gift: Part One

"He's stricken ill with Neo Flu... again." The Doctor heaved a sigh, casting a pitying glance towards Awtchey. "Poor thing. Happens every year."

by corygirl200
Good Foundations: Part One

Neopia Central is a city, vast and teeming with the lives of millions of Neopets. From its humble beginnings as a travelling group of trading gypsies, it has always been a free economy...

by herdygerdy
 
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Save the Wheels? Pah!



Listen up. May I ask, have you donated to the 'Save the Wheels' campaign? You most likely have, and quite a bit too. I assume you thought those donations were going towards renovating Neopia's most popular wheel, the Wheel of Excitement? Well, that 'nice, friendly, caring' red Lenny hardly needs well over three billion neopoints to do that, now, does he? TNT would do it for free! That Lenny is a cheating conman! And I have evidence!



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A Day at the Food Club
"Am I to believe that The Search for Princess Lunara is pointless? That she really did try to Escape to Kreludor and now she's Lost in Space Fungus?"

by momr1

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Voyage of the Golden Pearl
"Cap'n, there's a storm brewin' t'the north!"

by newenglandquizzer

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Wishing Un-Well?
This awesome new avvie is every collector's dream.

by bessie_13

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10 New Trophies To Spice Up Your Lookup
Turn a difficult trophy into an easily attainable one.

Also by pafc_will

by penury


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Bye Bye, Balloon
Where do they go? Now we know.

by saranoga_12223

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The Misfits
A smelly visitor approaches...

by macabrekitten



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