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Zeke's Gift: Part One

"He's stricken ill with Neo Flu... again." The Doctor heaved a sigh, casting a pitying glance towards Awtchey. "Poor thing. Happens every year."

by corygirl200
Good Foundations: Part One

Neopia Central is a city, vast and teeming with the lives of millions of Neopets. From its humble beginnings as a travelling group of trading gypsies, it has always been a free economy...

by herdygerdy
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"A Day at the Food Club" by momr1
Edna stepped around the corner to get the Neggsweeper. As she went by, she stopped and put in the Moon Rock Rampage CD and cranked the volume. As Spacerocked! blasted from the stereo, she danced through the slime on the floor and winked at me. "You know," she said, "it's always easier to clean when you can Mop 'n' Bop. Sometimes it helps if you can just Make Some Noise..."

Other Stories


A Day in the Life of a Fish Tank
When the human and neopets had finally fallen asleep, the Catamara and the Pepito swam to one side of the tank...

by halloweens_lady


A Transformation
"I say, could someone sweep this dratted dust off of me! I would do it myself, but I can't quite reach," said a voice that sounded strangely like a box of nails being rattled.

by squeak13


10 New Trophies To Spice Up Your Lookup
Turn a difficult trophy into an easily attainable one.

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by penury


A Basic Guide to the Employment Agency
I'll help you figure out the basics of how the Neopian Employment Agency is set up in this useful little guide.

by alt1981black


Freedom To The Funny Pages- Lemon+Aid
It's so practical!

by nickulla


Mistaken Identities
When did Isca start playing for Team Maraqua?

by remansi

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