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Royal at Heart

"How else do you think Faerieland stays up?" I asked, scratching his head. "The faeries have a special spell that makes the clouds solid enough for them to live on."

by treihaven
Charolette and the Awful MuuMuu

There she stood, in the middle of Uni's Clothing wearing what could only be described as an oversized floral muumuu, making her way out the door without even a garment in her hand to cover up that insane ensemble.

by dolcebby
A Day in the Life of a Fish Tank

When the human and neopets had finally fallen asleep, the Catamara and the Pepito swam to one side of the tank...

by halloweens_lady
Voyage of the Golden Pearl

"Cap'n, there's a storm brewin' t'the north!"

by newenglandquizzer
A Transformation

"I say, could someone sweep this dratted dust off of me! I would do it myself, but I can't quite reach," said a voice that sounded strangely like a box of nails being rattled.

by squeak13
The Tiger and the Rabbit

A Kougra's pirating days seem to come to end when she is washed up on Mystery Island.

by cabenson
A Day at the Food Club

"Am I to believe that The Search for Princess Lunara is pointless? That she really did try to Escape to Kreludor and now she's Lost in Space Fungus?"

by momr1
The Token

Far away in the mountains, a Kyrii is walking through the blizzard, but she is not struggling. She is not even stung by the touch of the howling wind...

by em91149172293886
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"A Day at the Food Club" by momr1
Edna stepped around the corner to get the Neggsweeper. As she went by, she stopped and put in the Moon Rock Rampage CD and cranked the volume. As Spacerocked! blasted from the stereo, she danced through the slime on the floor and winked at me. "You know," she said, "it's always easier to clean when you can Mop 'n' Bop. Sometimes it helps if you can just Make Some Noise..."

Other Stories


Save the Wheels? Pah!
The whole of Neopia is at risk here. Perhaps even the Meepits.

by luke_is_cool44


10 New Trophies To Spice Up Your Lookup
Turn a difficult trophy into an easily attainable one.

Also by pafc_will

by penury


Alysia's Destiny: Part Three
"You... you kidnapper!! Let me go! Someone will realize I'm missing and send the Defenders of Neopia after you..."

by uberdancingdolphin


Revolution Undercloud: Part Ten
"Pretty words in your time of greatest peril," Sloth sneered.

by tealnova_dragon


Brain Tree Needs a Calendar
Sounds dangerous.

Written by lancey_smiley

by industrial


Mistaken Identities
When did Isca start playing for Team Maraqua?

by remansi

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