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||Issue: 374 | 9th day of Sleeping, Y11
|Pirates, the Sight, and the Sea: Part TenEmerging into the sunlight of the upper deck, Roselia had prepared herself to see chaos and unrestrained bedlam. But instead...|
|Samson, the Pirate Lupe: Lost Memories - Part SevenFox had escorted Samson down to the brig that afternoon and sat by the bars talking to him for a while. He was meant to be guarding, but...|
|A Faerie Tale: War - Part Seven"You helped the evil Dark Faeries get into the castle! You're just like the rest of your kind!" someone sneered.|
|Another Hero's Journey: Decisions - Part Seven"Zakharukh's Pyramid? The Medallion of Wind? I thought it was all folklore!"|
|Fyora and Celandra: From Servanthood to Friendship - Part SixFyora then looked down and saw four dark faeries dart out of the Faerie Caves. Fyora thought this was strange. Faeries didn't normally play Faerie Caves II. The game would have been too easy...|
|Messenger: The Journey North - Part FivePecan yawned as we entered the shop. Lately the Tyrannian Gallion had taken to nestling on my shoulder while I walked, and I had no problem with that. |
|Xavier's Quest: Part Five"Well, did you ever think of talking to the Negg Faerie about it? Maybe you two can work things out."|
|The Werelupe Hunter: Part Four"I'm the Hunter," the brown Lupe replied. "I'm going to make sure there are no Werelupes left."|
|Usuki Star: Part Three"I was about to enter your contest for meeting the singers of Usuki Star when someone pointed out to me the fact that I was too young to enter..."|
|Tween Dusk and Dawn: Part TwoIt was simple, really, his rise to power. He'd planned his fall to the Space Faerie years before in Y2. He'd planned it all fifteen years in advance...|
|Yo Ho Yo Ho, A Plushie's Life For Me: Part Two"I am a potion maker. Now, I have been searching for a plushie for quite a while to experiment with..."|
|I am Aqua: Part FourI smiled weakly and waved a hoof. "Hi..."|
|A Certain Kind Of Magic: Part ThreeI would be absolutely glad to see you at work tomorrow. Come fast and at nine o'clock sharp. We shall not wait longer than fifteen minutes. At fifteen past nine, we shall fire you—if you're not there, that is.|
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"Leaving the Cocolos" by tikisplat
He wrote the lyrics for every Cocolos song. He was especially proud of his latest piece, "Juppie Clouds," and actually wanted to sing it. That would mean Prupleful would have to play the drums instead of sing, so Lex decided to talk to the Kougra backstage. They were about to perform...
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Nobody stopped to greet him. Nobody stopped to ask who he was. Nobody stopped to find out why he was there. They were not even aware of his presence.
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You've got nine different gravestones, arranged in a 3x3 grid, that you control with your keyboard to whack Ghost petpets.