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The Complete Guide To Neoboard Pens

A single pen will give you 25% extra space for your posts on the board and in both your neosignature and neoHTML.

by goldspy101
Drawing Your Own Neoart

Have you been craving a good drawing?

by oh_nine
Bop A Ghost

You've got nine different gravestones, arranged in a 3x3 grid, that you control with your keyboard to whack Ghost petpets.

by iloenchen
Capn Jack's Guide to Better Pirating

Every good pirate has had their own style; Garin had his blade, Jaques had his green bandana, and Captain Scarblade had his scar.

by yami_wolfwood
Is Magax Destroying You?

It is your job to thwart Hubrid Nox's evil plans and clear out his mobs of ghastly ghost helpers.

by waning
The Horror! Clean Your SDB and Live To Tell The Tale

What would you do with all that junk?

by asaneth
The Art of Key Quest

Winning Key Quest games is fast becoming an intricate art by itself.

by fangsiqin1986
NeoQuiz: Pound Edition

See what kind of Neopian you are in relation to the pound.

by sylviau
Becoming A Worthy Council Member

The journey to Council is that of dedication, responsibility, and respect.

by dylanreborn
Counting Potatoes Just Got Easier - A Guide for EPC

Are your dreams filled with flying potatoes instead of the lovely math sheep? Have you started counting random vegetables while at the store?

by __lyra152__
 
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Counting Potatoes



Are your dreams filled with flying potatoes instead of the lovely math sheep? Have you started counting random vegetables while at the store? Are those potatoes haunting you everywhere you go? If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are in desperate need of Extreme Potato Counting help! (And luckily for all of you, I am here to help!) Since we have concluded that you are seeing potatoes in your sleep...



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Haunted Resolutions
"So," Sam greeted Jo brightly. "What's your New Year's resolution?"

by nimras23

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My Little Sister
"What if no one cared about how they were perceived by others?"

by sheyda_sheyda

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A Certain Kind Of Magic: Part Three
I would be absolutely glad to see you at work tomorrow. Come fast and at nine o'clock sharp. We shall not wait longer than fifteen minutes. At fifteen past nine, we shall fire you—if you're not there, that is.

by buds_and_authors

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Fyora and Celandra: From Servanthood to Friendship - Part Six
Fyora then looked down and saw four dark faeries dart out of the Faerie Caves. Fyora thought this was strange. Faeries didn't normally play Faerie Caves II. The game would have been too easy...

by black_skull725

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Kacheek Tails
Archery is harder than it looks!

by kittyshootingstar

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I Like Usuls 9
Lumi's back and out for revenge.... dun dun dun!!!

by janebellefontaine



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