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Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


The more specific my goal, the more likely it is that I'll achieve it.


Counting Potatoes



Are your dreams filled with flying potatoes instead of the lovely math sheep? Have you started counting random vegetables while at the store? Are those potatoes haunting you everywhere you go? If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are in desperate need of Extreme Potato Counting help! (And luckily for all of you, I am here to help!) Since we have concluded that you are seeing potatoes in your sleep...

Bopping Ghosts



You've got nine different gravestones, arranged in a 3x3 grid, that you control with your keyboard to whack Ghost petpets. Wait, ghost petpets? Is it even possible to hit a ghost? Shouldn't the gravestone go right through them with the petpets cackling like mad at your desperate attempt to chase them away? The answer is no. Why? Well, if you couldn't hit the ghosts, there would be no point in playing Ghost Bopper...

Complete Guide To Neoboard Pens


Whenever you go to post in your guild or on the neoboards, you will be able to choose between posting with your "default" font and avatar (this is the avatar that shows up on your user lookup) or posting with one of your pens. You will be able to see the names of your pens (assuming the colors haven't been set in such a way that the pen names are the same as the background), which makes it easier to keep track of what font is...

Other Stories
"A Lonely Kiko" by mudkippikdum
There was a blinding flash of light in front of his eyes and he shut them tightly. When he opened them, his flippers were gone. Or that was what he thought at first. He flexed his claws and could feel them moving. So why was he unable to see them? The answer must have been that somehow...

"My Special Round Notebook" by paperhippo
I think she's a bit nervous, because she only just came to live with us and wasn't even created in our family, so she doesn't really know how things work, like what cupboard the pots are in and that you can't open the little window next to the door because then it doesn't...

"Leaving the Cocolos" by tikisplat
He wrote the lyrics for every Cocolos song. He was especially proud of his latest piece, "Juppie Clouds," and actually wanted to sing it. That would mean Prupleful would have to play the drums instead of sing, so Lex decided to talk to the Kougra backstage. They were about to perform...


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Messenger: The Journey North - Part Five
Pecan yawned as we entered the shop. Lately the Tyrannian Gallion had taken to nestling on my shoulder while I walked, and I had no problem with that.

by hedgehog_queen

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Xavier's Quest: Part Five
"Well, did you ever think of talking to the Negg Faerie about it? Maybe you two can work things out."

by phadalusfish

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Snowburn!
Tell me again?

Art by lachtaube

by detection


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Capn Jack's Guide to Better Pirating
Every good pirate has had their own style; Garin had his blade, Jaques had his green bandana, and Captain Scarblade had his scar.

by yami_wolfwood

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Accident Prone
Ever wonder?

by hauntedbywonderland



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