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One Chias treasure is another slorgs rubbish!?

Finders keepers losers weepers...

by hunnybunnie
Royal Pain: The Wraith Resurgence

Fyora needs healing!

by winner19955
A Chocolate PUN

Do tell...

by kennielee
Malum is Better Than You at Pet Basher

Suddenly stocking up on healing potions makes a whole lot of sense.

by johnthezombie605
BD Item Sticky Hands' Valentine's Day

What do you think they do, given that item stealing in the BD has been broken for so long?

by mbredboy31
Happy Valenpine's Day!

Cuny words...

Collaboration with Rurirawr.

by dirt_tea

Rock Hard Candy

Guaranteed to be a jawbreaker!

by andromedric

How rude...

by sylvannia
Flupeh Things

Alien Aishas have GROSS tastes!!

by flupeh
The Struggles of Saving

When your heart says yes but your bank account says no...

by khanhm666
Valentine's Delivery

Love is in the Air

Also by also by neschulz

by sthephanie

Gray Pets vs Happy Petpets

Just because the pet accepts the petpet, it doesn't mean they're made for each other. Ok, in this case, maybe they are.

by tangamandapiano
Cooking is hard

Ohh I see...

by wizzardolus
Random Oddness - Valentines

Aww how cute...but wait...

by mistyqee
V-Day on the Cheap

Try not to get TOO good a gift.

by applejuicerain
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Oops!: A Guide to Last Minute Valentine's Day Gifts

If you're reading this, you're either a Valentine's Day fanatic or you've forgotten to give your best Neofriend a gift! My name is Ryder and I'm back again in The Neopian Times to help you out on this very special occasion. Valentine's Day is the perfect day to demonstrate to a special Neofriend in your life how much they mean to you and how much you appreciate them. Whether it be someone who's always there to give you advice or someone who always has your back, Valentine's Day is the perfect opportunity to say "Thank You" to them for everything they do for you. With that said, I've compiled a list of the most desirable gifts for that special someone who means so much to you; and all for an affordable price - around 5,000 Neopoints! Now, there are a couple exceptions… but we'll sort that out later. These items are curated for their beauty, impact, and implied message.

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This story was a guild collaboration celebrating our second year together! Whimsicality, best guild ever!

by karlynne1964


Forever Together
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by orisasda


Six Astonishing Outfits For Your Valentine
It’s that time of the year again where everything is pink, red and covered in hearts. Valentine’s Day is a great time to show your precious Neopets just how much you care about them. How you ask?

Also by teukieteukie and imbitter

by madiwoo


Neopoint Wearables Thru the Seasons: Valentine's Day
Ahhh, do you not love that smell in the air? Oh no, I am not talking about the dung you just stepped in. I am talking about that scent of LOVE. It is that time of year again where everyone is out buying chocolate and flowers for their loved ones.

Also by tamra1024.

by freeread


The Whispering Wail Sword:Part Three
A monstrous Slorg had cornered Mina. She stood back against the wall, spear aimed at the beast. It reminded Talzadon of the Monoceraptor both in size and ferocity.

by purplehopper


Change Needs Growth
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by jehtredmonkey

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