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Greyscale: Plushie

Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Flight

Yet another run-in with the island mystic.

by shamaela
3 - Dinner Discussion

How am I allowed to have Mr. Slug on the icon when he hasn't been around in... Oh, wait. There he is.

by supercheezee
Like Clockwork - Part Six

What do spells and group hugs have in common? Neither is complete without sparkles.

by keshia_songwings
Faerieland Problems II

You didn't know Queen Fyora has her own makeup artist? Of course she does!

by kikale107
Peppered Reality: New Guy part 5

Finally continued... not that anyone cared. :'D

by rivliex
Group-KY

#003: Allegiance

by rainletter
Just Another Day

Next week: A trip to the locksmith.

by miacirclegirl
Bad Apples

Glowing pets make excellent Fairground workers.

by blackfox81
No Candy!

No.

by kuscochan
Wacky Weather

Predicting the weather isn't as easy as you'd think.

by sweetangel1927
Genius!

Wow! 32 books is quite a lot...

by dollyholic
Out of Line

Still more normal than the other families in the times.

by narutoluvr935
Ventures #24

Operation T.R.E.K. Finale (1/2). ULTIMATE CLIMAX OF DOOM with expensive special effects!

by neo_coaster363
Unlikeable Sort

Hey, elderly pet!

by keese_bat
Mishaps & Mayhem

Crops beware!

by drackonwood
A Matter of Perspective

The WORST!

by liouchan
Happy? 13th Birthday, Neopets!

yeah...

by mellen48
Random Oddness

Perfect decorations for Christmasween!

by mistyqee
Journey of a Woodland Spirit Part I

I didn't always live here.

by paws265
A Lot of Cookies

Happy birthday!

Also by martia_elior

by amarillida

birthday

birthday is not good thing...

by bobo24282428
Kadventures of Olly and Ninth: Party Crasher

Late?

Also by 0llyness

by __ninth_gate__

Purge-ventures

Some Neopets are asking why there are o many new neo-buddies on their accounts. What could be going on?

by hideri
 
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"Hissi Isle" by _sme_
The quiet slapping of the waves against the ship's sides gave the only indication that anything existed beyond the mist. From where she stood at the wheel Captain Splosive, the pirate Hissi, couldn't even see the base of the ship's mast. "Keep yer eyes peeled, laddies," Splosive called out. "We be nearing land soon." The fog seemed to...




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Shadowy Secrets: The Beginning
I stared up at the night's autumn moon. Almost full, I noted.

by zoey_271996

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Raspberries and Recovering Memories
"One step at a time, Cherry, you'll be there soon..."

The memory bounced around in my thoughts and I stopped suddenly, dropping the basket.

by dayoflove


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Tips to Design Your Very Own Kreludor Cave
Need help designing a level for Hannah and the Kreludor Caves? If so, this guide is here to help!

by jesseduhlonghorn

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Recipes the Esophagor is Forcing You to Make
While not the happiest corner of the planet, this most unholy land possesses, yes, a most... exquisite cuisine, forged by years of hardship and devious creativity.

by sofia97733

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His Name is Kribal: Part Nine
Rain clouded the skies of Neopia Central, the tumultuous gloom of blackened skies dampening the spirits of even the most determined of pets about on the streets.

by d_morton

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Retribution: Part Six
The Techo sighed, his uniform scrunching up around him. "I wonder if anything's ever going to happen here?"

The words that responded were quiet, hissed almost silently. "Not unless you make it."

by kaylamdal111112




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