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Hissi Isle: Part One

Within a few moments the voice of Lightning, the pirate Quiggle, cut through the mists. "The fog is clearing, Captain!"

by _sme_
The Crystal Heart: Part One

This is it, Kassyandrya thought to herself as she rounded the corner outside of the Faerie Academy. She was finally here!

by kassyandrya12345
 
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"Birthday Gifts and Surprises" by camillebooboo
The pound cage rattled. The Kougra next to me. Then another pet was dropped into our already crowded cage. Wails all around. What day was it? The 13th. I hope I get out in two days. It's a very special day. Someone's birthday. Someone very important. It's my sister's birthday...




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Raspberries and Recovering Memories
"One step at a time, Cherry, you'll be there soon..."

The memory bounced around in my thoughts and I stopped suddenly, dropping the basket.

by dayoflove


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Birthday Gifts and Surprises
What day was it? The 13th. I hope I get out in two days.

It's a very special day. Someone's birthday. Someone very important.

by camillebooboo


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Recipes the Esophagor is Forcing You to Make
While not the happiest corner of the planet, this most unholy land possesses, yes, a most... exquisite cuisine, forged by years of hardship and devious creativity.

by sofia97733

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Magma Blaster Guide
And if that wasn't enough for the citizens of Tyrannia to deal with, they now have to avoid being hit by pieces of rock from one of their local volcanoes. I suppose if you were feeling particularly charitable you could go over there and give them a hand...

by usukii

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Greyscale: Plushie
Common puns find their way into Neopia. It's classic! It's monochromatic!

by toffeedatepudding

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Faerieland Problems II
You didn't know Queen Fyora has her own makeup artist? Of course she does!

by kikale107



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