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Tips to Design Your Very Own Kreludor Cave

Need help designing a level for Hannah and the Kreludor Caves? If so, this guide is here to help!

by jesseduhlonghorn
Top 10 Winter Reads

Winter is just around the corner and nothing's better than curling up in front of a warm fire with a real page-turner (I mean come on, not all of us can live in Moltara)!

Also by elaborates

by winters_footsteps

Great Pets without Great Cost

There are many different sorts of pets around – nicely named, painted, good stats etc and some people seem to have all of them. So can you have pets that will make people envious without having the bank account of a billionaire?

by swordarts
Recipes the Esophagor is Forcing You to Make

While not the happiest corner of the planet, this most unholy land possesses, yes, a most... exquisite cuisine, forged by years of hardship and devious creativity.

by sofia97733
Magma Blaster Guide

And if that wasn't enough for the citizens of Tyrannia to deal with, they now have to avoid being hit by pieces of rock from one of their local volcanoes. I suppose if you were feeling particularly charitable you could go over there and give them a hand...

by usukii
Account Improvement: Hey, I Want That!

One thing is for sure, if you have put forth any effort into your account (young or old) it says a lot about you!

by incheesuswetrust
Preparing a Grand Autumn Feast in Neopia

Since you're having guests, you certainly must spring for a more expensive option than a turkey stuffed with those awful Grackle Bugs... and don't try scooping the Grackle Bugs out and restuffing the turkey with something else. Believe me - your guests will know.

by emburxii
Neopian Book Reviews: Neopian Times Issue 3

Happy Birthday, Neopia! Here's to many more years of fun!

by dr_tomoe
Neopian Fashions: Special Feature Birthday Issue

Well, it's that time of year again, one of the most festive times for all of Neopia. Yup, you guessed it! Neopets' birthday!

by petpet_master_
 
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"Raspberries and Recovering Memories" by dayoflove
"One step at a time, Cherry, you'll be there soon..." The memory bounced around in my thoughts and I stopped suddenly, dropping the basket. I don't remember this... Then again I don't remember anything really... The suddenly the memory struck me. Hard. Three figures walked...




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Shadowy Secrets: The Beginning
I stared up at the night's autumn moon. Almost full, I noted.

by zoey_271996

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The Discovery of Woodland Creatures
I had just climbed up a rather steep mountain, and on peering down I found the most gorgeous sight! Crystal clear waters, a soft gentle breeze, lush vegetation and abundant sweet scented flowers!

Also by asparagation

by viperlina


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Retribution: Part Six
The Techo sighed, his uniform scrunching up around him. "I wonder if anything's ever going to happen here?"

The words that responded were quiet, hissed almost silently. "Not unless you make it."

by kaylamdal111112


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All Hallow’s Eve: Part Four
On the third night, a great storm raged around Neovia. Wind and rain pelted the house violently. Holly stood at her window and watched the lightning flash.

by kristykimmy

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Purge-ventures
Some Neopets are asking why there are o many new neo-buddies on their accounts. What could be going on?

by hideri

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Unlikeable Sort
Hey, elderly pet!

by keese_bat



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