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Tips to Design Your Very Own Kreludor Cave

Need help designing a level for Hannah and the Kreludor Caves? If so, this guide is here to help!

by jesseduhlonghorn
Top 10 Winter Reads

Winter is just around the corner and nothing's better than curling up in front of a warm fire with a real page-turner (I mean come on, not all of us can live in Moltara)!

Also by elaborates

by winters_footsteps

Great Pets without Great Cost

There are many different sorts of pets around – nicely named, painted, good stats etc and some people seem to have all of them. So can you have pets that will make people envious without having the bank account of a billionaire?

by swordarts
Recipes the Esophagor is Forcing You to Make

While not the happiest corner of the planet, this most unholy land possesses, yes, a most... exquisite cuisine, forged by years of hardship and devious creativity.

by sofia97733
Magma Blaster Guide

And if that wasn't enough for the citizens of Tyrannia to deal with, they now have to avoid being hit by pieces of rock from one of their local volcanoes. I suppose if you were feeling particularly charitable you could go over there and give them a hand...

by usukii
Account Improvement: Hey, I Want That!

One thing is for sure, if you have put forth any effort into your account (young or old) it says a lot about you!

by incheesuswetrust
Preparing a Grand Autumn Feast in Neopia

Since you're having guests, you certainly must spring for a more expensive option than a turkey stuffed with those awful Grackle Bugs... and don't try scooping the Grackle Bugs out and restuffing the turkey with something else. Believe me - your guests will know.

by emburxii
Neopian Book Reviews: Neopian Times Issue 3

Happy Birthday, Neopia! Here's to many more years of fun!

by dr_tomoe
Neopian Fashions: Special Feature Birthday Issue

Well, it's that time of year again, one of the most festive times for all of Neopia. Yup, you guessed it! Neopets' birthday!

by petpet_master_
 
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"Hissi Isle" by _sme_
The quiet slapping of the waves against the ship's sides gave the only indication that anything existed beyond the mist. From where she stood at the wheel Captain Splosive, the pirate Hissi, couldn't even see the base of the ship's mast. "Keep yer eyes peeled, laddies," Splosive called out. "We be nearing land soon." The fog seemed to...




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Birthday Gifts and Surprises
What day was it? The 13th. I hope I get out in two days.

It's a very special day. Someone's birthday. Someone very important.

by camillebooboo


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The Last Puzzle of Thade
What if the information I gave them lead to something completely false? I wouldn't want to do that, would I?

by rose_s40

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All Hallow’s Eve: Part Four
On the third night, a great storm raged around Neovia. Wind and rain pelted the house violently. Holly stood at her window and watched the lightning flash.

by kristykimmy

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Retribution: Part Six
The Techo sighed, his uniform scrunching up around him. "I wonder if anything's ever going to happen here?"

The words that responded were quiet, hissed almost silently. "Not unless you make it."

by kaylamdal111112


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Random Oddness
Perfect decorations for Christmasween!

by mistyqee

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Mishaps & Mayhem
Crops beware!

by drackonwood



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