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||Issue: 571 | 16th day of Storing, Y14
|Tips to Design Your Very Own Kreludor CaveNeed help designing a level for Hannah and the Kreludor Caves? If so, this guide is here to help!|
|Top 10 Winter ReadsWinter is just around the corner and nothing's better than curling up in front of a warm fire with a real page-turner (I mean come on, not all of us can live in Moltara)!
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|Great Pets without Great CostThere are many different sorts of pets around – nicely named, painted, good stats etc and some people seem to have all of them. So can you have pets that will make people envious without having the bank account of a billionaire?|
|Recipes the Esophagor is Forcing You to MakeWhile not the happiest corner of the planet, this most unholy land possesses, yes, a most... exquisite cuisine, forged by years of hardship and devious creativity. |
|Magma Blaster GuideAnd if that wasn't enough for the citizens of Tyrannia to deal with, they now have to avoid being hit by pieces of rock from one of their local volcanoes. I suppose if you were feeling particularly charitable you could go over there and give them a hand...|
|Account Improvement: Hey, I Want That!One thing is for sure, if you have put forth any effort into your account (young or old) it says a lot about you! |
|Preparing a Grand Autumn Feast in NeopiaSince you're having guests, you certainly must spring for a more expensive option than a turkey stuffed with those awful Grackle Bugs... and don't try scooping the Grackle Bugs out and restuffing the turkey with something else. Believe me - your guests will know.|
|Neopian Book Reviews: Neopian Times Issue 3Happy Birthday, Neopia! Here's to many more years of fun!|
|Neopian Fashions: Special Feature Birthday IssueWell, it's that time of year again, one of the most festive times for all of Neopia. Yup, you guessed it! Neopets' birthday! |
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"Raspberries and Recovering Memories" by dayoflove
"One step at a time, Cherry, you'll be there soon..." The memory bounced around in my thoughts and I stopped suddenly, dropping the basket. I don't remember this... Then again I don't remember anything really... The suddenly the memory struck me. Hard. Three figures walked...
|The Discovery of Woodland Creatures|
I had just climbed up a rather steep mountain, and on peering down I found the most gorgeous sight! Crystal clear waters, a soft gentle breeze, lush vegetation and abundant sweet scented flowers!
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|Retribution: Part Six|
The Techo sighed, his uniform scrunching up around him. "I wonder if anything's ever going to happen here?"
The words that responded were quiet, hissed almost silently. "Not unless you make it."
|All Hallow’s Eve: Part Four|
On the third night, a great storm raged around Neovia. Wind and rain pelted the house violently. Holly stood at her window and watched the lightning flash.
Some Neopets are asking why there are o many new neo-buddies on their accounts. What could be going on?