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Sky’s the Limit Customizations

Ever feel like your Neopet’s head is always in the clouds?

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by blade0904

Talking Shop With Pizzaroo

Pizzaroo is a friendly green Blumaroo who sports a fancy mustache and a puffy chef's hat. He runs the pizza shop that sells a huge variety of crazy flavors such as Yummy Muddy Pizza and Banana and Kiwi Pizza. He's here today to share some tips with us about how to run the most successful shop possible.

by indebtedness
My Week in Avatars

For now, however, let me introduce you to my week in avatars!

by happyinengland
Tips From The Battleground Leaders

I wanted to turn to the experts, those who know the heat of battle better than anyone else and I took their advice to curate a list that, if you hit the Neopian Lottery three hundred times in a row, that you too can own for the upcoming war!

by lefaii
Prepare For Battle - On A Budget!

Recently we have seen a surge of questions flooding the editorial about a mysterious plot or war coming up. Scrappy has been dropping little hints here and there that there might be something on the horizon that will shake up Neopia as we know it...

by brodysseus
Top 10 Most Delicious Hot Dogs

Sit back, take a seat, pull up a plate and make sure your neopet is famished, because we are going to take you through one delicious list, and by the end, you’ll be ready to open your mouth wide for some delicious dogs!

Also by freeread

by hopeandjoy

Every Pet Deserves a Home

In the spirit of rooting for the underdog, I wanted to share some thoughts on why I love Neohomes along with a few practical tips for building and decorating one of your own.

by nobodys_kitten
Confronting Edna About Her Avatar

I'm pretty sure Edna knew I was writing this expose, as I just got the avatar...

by mouseketeers
A Complete Guide to Being Stingy

Here’s a complete guide on how to save your hard-earned Neopoints properly without spending them the next day.

by sherlockpwns
Summer Treats: A Definitive Ranking

Ice cream is, admittedly, one of my favorite foods, but it is also a summer staple. Here are some of the best flavors to try, in my opinion!

by goldie11147
 
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"HThe Impetuous Princess" by faeriemelly
Her real name is Princess Lyndette of Qasala, but she doesn't go by that name anymore. She is now simply known as Lyndi, the desert draik. The young princess she once was is gone forever. She gave it all up to live a life of happiness and solitude. Lyndi is of royal descent, but she never wanted that life. Always in the spotlight, the princess was never allowed to do any of the things she enjoyed. She was always surrounded by royal guards, and kept in all the latest fineries. She was being prepped to become queen someday, so her itinerary was filled with council meetings, grand balls, and being present at royal court. None of these things appealed to Lyndi. She wanted to be outdoors, enjoying the sunshine and nature. She wanted to paint landscapes, and learn about botany. The exotic flora and fauna of other lands had always intrigued her. Lyndi wished she could play amongst the outdoor foliage, but her father forbid that sort of activity. He felt it was a waste of her precious time. Plus, there wasn't much growing out in the middle of the desert, anyway. All of that changed during a life altering trip to Faerieland. Lyndi's father was set to meet with Queen Fyora, to discuss an important matter regarding whispers of an upcoming war. The prospect of a trip excited Lyndi. She put on her most radiant princess smile, and tried to convince her father to take her along. "Father, I think I should go on this important trip. You're always telling me I need to be present for matters concerning this land. I'd say that a war would definitely affect Qasala and our citizens." The king looked at his daughter, and wondered what she was up to. She never wanted to take part in royal business. He narrowed his eyes a bit as he replied. "Lyndette, this isn't a pleasure trip. War is coming, and we need to be prepared. I don't have time to escort you around Faerieland. I'm going there to speak to the queen about where we stand, and then I'm returning home. This is no time to be away from our city. We have to maintain a peaceful position as long as possible."




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