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	Addressing The White Weewoo Stereotypes White Weewoos seem like perfectly loyal little creatures that want to do nothing but bring good to all of Neopia… but is that really what they are, or have we tricked ourselves into believing those big, innocent eyes? The White Weewoo’s long standing affiliation with the Neopian Times has caused some untrue stereotypes, and I am here to address them today and set the record straight once and for all, at the risk of the Weewoo’s wrath. by answered
	The Complete Guide to Owning a Weewoo Weewoo are quite the popular Petpet species across the many regions of Neopia, and for good reason! They are small in stature but quickly become unwaveringly bonded to their owner. Also by kirable by waning
	White Weewoo - The Perfect Neopian Times’ Mascot? We all know that the White Weewoo is the official mascot of the Neopian Times, but have you ever wondered what petpet might have gotten the job if the White Weewoo hadn’t? Also by evilone712_27 by mercy_angel
	Avatars to Celebrate Skeith Day There is no better way to celebrate Skeith Day than to use your favorite Skeith avatar. There are 8 total to choose from. You can obtain these avatars a variety of ways, there is a default avatar, a few game avatars a few that are gained easily and even one very rare retired avatar. Also by hummerthug by blue_eyed_tiger_j
	Starting Your Neopian Book Club his article is going to guide you through the infancy of starting your own book club, where you can share your bibliophilic experiences with like-minded Neopians. So why start a local book club? Let me clue you into its benefits. by puddydog
	A Guide to Misunderstood Neopians We've all done it: Unfairly judged a fellow Neopian. Sometimes it's unintentional, but it's hard not to when often only one side of the story is shown. That is the case for many unfortunate, misunderstood Neopians whose names are slandered on a daily basis. by aquariuschick30
	Hints & Tips When You're Coming Back to Neopets ver fourteen years later and I've never left for good though - that's pretty exciting. In that time, I've developed a bit of a strategy to ensure that coming back to Neopets is as painless as possible. Here are some hints & tips that might be useful for you too, as you navigate your way through the site. by alyndasgallery
	The Neopian Times - A Chronicle In this article we’re going to give a history of the Neopian Times and how it has changed over the years, highlighting the issues worth a special mention. From those we’ll pick out a submission that is really worth a read and, hopefully, will tempt you to explore the rest of the issue. Also by ratty170170 by equinewhispers
	Reading Back: Last 100 Special Issues Happy 700th Anniversary Neopian Times! There have been big changes to Neopets since the last 100th Anniversary Issue so I thought it would be a neat idea to go over some of the special issues that had been released between then and now. by pikachu315111
	20 of the Best Wearables for 700NP (Or Less!) This special list is my choices in these four common categories that you can get for 700NP or less, with my “Top 5” of sorts in each section. by auraichadora
	70 Things to Improve Your Account There are so many things you can do to improve your account. Everyone can do it, it might take a little bit of work, but every goal is within reach. So, it's time to get started! Perhaps you can even try to complete one a week? by kelly_d60
	Neopian 'Follow Me' Quiz - Special 700th Edition It's been quite a while since I've brought you a fiendishly mind bending quiz with a Neopian slant so what better time than now - in honour of the 700th edition of the Neopian times. I've wracked my brains to think about how this quiz could be different to any of my previous quizzes and with a little bit of Flaming Bomberry Krawkade to set my creative juices flowing it came to me. by daughters_ofthe_moon
	Neopia's Secret Villains: Part Two Neopia is filled with hundreds of characters. These characters range from brave heroes to dastardly villains, and everything in between. There’s one problem though – not all villains are recognised as the true villains that they are. by asparagation
	100 Reasons Why We Love Neopets: Celebrating NT700 We all play Neopets… but why? Everyone has their own interests and specialties, whether it be game trophies, restocking, writing, or much, much more. Curious about this question, Olly and Solo took to the boards and asked the general population. Also by paws265 by 0llyness
	Fun Customization Items to Celebrate Issue #700! Of course, that means we need some party-themed customization items. It’s time to bring out enough balloons to re-float Faerieland; enough cake to satisfy King Skarl; and perhaps enough confetti to temporarily distract everyone while the meepits– Also by Altariagirl280 by ccr153lucky2
	The Complete Trophy Hunter’s Guide for Beginners We have all been there: you go to someone’s user lookup and start scrolling and it seems to never end. They have so many trophies! If you’re like me at all, trophy envy sets in immediately. Your first question usually is, “How do I get so many trophies? Where do I start?” by dottie27a
	One Hundred Games - Part One his article (actually, it'll be split into two parts) will go into detail about the first hundred games ever to have been created. A very small number of these games are still playable today, so unless you've been around here for a very long time, this will probably be new. by azienskieth
	Curious Creatures: Lab Ray Only Petpets If you have access to the Petpet Laboratory (which can only be visited after completing the Secret Laboratory Map), then you have probably encountered a myriad of unique petpets formed by the mysterious light over the course of your zapping excursions. However, you might not have seen the ones that are specific to the Lab Ray only. by _brainchild_
	Ten Perks of Owning a Skeith In honour of this awesome, seemingly sometimes overlooked species, I have compiled a list of ten perks of owning a Skeith, in the hope of convincing some of you non-Skeith owners out there to consider adopting one! by aisha_painter119
	Way to Get Soaked! The Annual Gormball Championship On the 23rd Day of Gathering, eight athletes took the field to play a fierce game of Gormball for the Fifteenth Annual Gormball Championships. The betting books were in favor of Brian the Scorchio winning this year’s Golden Planet trophy. The Scorchio grinned cheekily when interviewed by reporters. by iciclefaerie05
	How to Lose Neopoints They fill up your home so that there's barely any room for you and your pets. And wedged in the one free corner of your Neohome that's not yet overtaken by the towers of Neopoints, with your Zafara's elbow poking you in the ribcage and your Aisha's earstalk tickling your nose, you ask yourself: what now? by frazeocity
	The Top Thirteen “Punniest” Book Titles in Neopia Over the years, my ‘pets have read volumes of volumes, and they have collected a library of their favorite books with the wittiest titles. So henceforth are the most appreciated and recommended titles that all Neopians should include on their reading lists. by binky1260

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"Boss. Boss, something’s happened.” “What is it, you nitwits?” the shuffling of feathers. A Weewoo in a suit and tie, eliminating evidence of pastry crumbs and red jam. “I’m busy.” “Lawrence and Burlap’s come back from their job, they brought back their messages with them. Their diving suits are broken, Lawrence is completely catatonic and Burlap’s muttering things. Something about read smug, or knee lugs.” The Boss glared at them both, silently. “Where’d they come from?” “Maraqua, sir.” The Boss stood silently in the quiet mess of the office, before massaging his forehead with a feather or two. “Has it not occurred to you idiots that he may’ve said ‘Slug Monster’?”

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