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A special fill-in-the-blank article to commemorate the very special 550th issue of the Neopian Times.

by mystie06
Customize for 550!

Do you love the Neopian Times? Do you love to customize? If so, then this guide is for you!

by rikarie
Letter from Petpet Consultants, Inc.

Our firm followed last year's celebrations closely and we were, like many of your guests, disappointed by the low Weewoo turnout. Weewoos can be difficult to attract at the best of times...

Also by _razcalz_

by larkspurlane

An Interview with Eliv Thade

Eliv Thade has gotten a bad reputation as of recently, between the ghost stories and cryptic anagrams, but now this ghastly Kacheek is here to set the record straight.

by impellent
Recommended Strategies for the NEXT Milestone Issue!

Regardless of why you're reading this, maybe some of you might one day like to be among the published writers, able to reap whatever incentive or benefit that you seek. Today, I will reveal some thus far "secret" writing tips that will equip you for the 600th Issue.

by tealnova_dragon
The Voice of Neopia: 550th Issue with Jazan and Hanso

Who appreciates the 550th issue more than our two favorite editorial closers?

by cardsperson_ii
A Koi Sues Kelp; Protests Run Rampant

The waiter simply laughed and said that the type of fish was part of the secret ingredient...

by lalafa2
All You Need To Know About Neggsweeper

The rules of Neggsweeper are actually fairly simple.

by moocowalex
In Celebration: Ten Items Representative of Neopia

Neopians are famously nostalgic. However, I've made an effort to showcase items that are of universal importance to the vast majority of our diverse host of Neopians...

by nephtyhz
Six Types of Traders You'll Meet in the Trading Post

I know we look strange – I'm an apple Chia and my brother, Poke, is an aubergine Chia , but it was just an unfortunate incident involving some wonderfully tempting Chia pops...

by becciness
Falling in Love

I once created a pet with the intention of trading her.

by teaspill
 
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Brynn blinked. "Did you just try to pick pocket a guard?" "Unnggg," said the thief pitifully. It was a scruffy Ixi. His paws waved like feeble seaweed. Brynn let up a little as Malgan strolled toward them. The hard-eyed Usul watched silently, and Brynn knew that her brain should be babbling protocol at her at the speed of light and that she should be listening to it, but she couldn't stop staring at the Ixi disbelievingly. "Were you dropped on the head a lot as a child?" she said wonderingly...




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Battle for Meridell - The Fall
There is a yelp, a shower of soil—and then I am clinging to the edge, paws in the dust, claws piercing the crumbling ground.

by breakingchains

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Finding the Dusk
The sun was beginning to set on what felt like an endless day and the air was filled with the musty scent of the sea.

by metakitsune

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Only Human: Part Four
The house was empty, save for the piles of money sitting around her. One and a half million neopoints...

by futurevetpet

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Of Squibble Berries and Olives: Part Two
"Huh? Oh, yes, I just... wanted a little time to myself," Brynn said with a sigh. She continued to stare out the window.

by shy_gurl1983

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Neo Items #4 - Gelert Times
Happy 550th!

by jemima_kitty24

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Weewoos Gone Wild
Never trust a robot weewoo!

Also by ruben160

by deiimos




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