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||Issue: 550 | 22nd day of Relaxing, Y14
|Barik Von Lupe: 550 Weewoos"I... I... Feathers was kidnapped, and... and... someone took him from me and... and I will never see him again!" |
|Baby Adventures: The Faerie GazetteTreaphie sighed as she looked down at her breakfast plate - it was filled with fresh bunches of broccoli.|
|The 550 Café "Everything," Stevens answered. "You name it, I'll make it."|
|550 Reasons"What are you going to do a comic about?"
"Um, you know, that might be a good thing to think about," I said.
|The Day The NT (Almost) DiedHis arch-nemesis, the evil Doctor Dastardly, must be in his lair, piecing together his latest fiendish plot...
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|Harix5 Finds the ThiefStraight away I know something is wrong. All my things are in exactly the same place, but they are just too neat. |
|Finding the DuskThe sun was beginning to set on what felt like an endless day and the air was filled with the musty scent of the sea. |
|Guilty Conscience"You are under arrest," Brynn said. She paused. "For trying to pick pocket a guard." |
|Battle of the IxiThere were a variety of things Hanso would have preferred doing on a Saturday, none of which included being at the The Hidden Tower for a large celebration in honor of the 550th issue of the Neopian Times.|
|The Little ThingsLuci hated rain with a passion.
She sat lazily on the sofa by the window, one paw resting on her lap, the other drawing mindless patterns...
|Five-Hundred Fifty Little Stars"Shh," she cut him off. "Don't move. There's something in the woods." |
|The Veritable Connoisseur "I also know that you need only fifty more foods in order to get first place in the club, so I decided to send you something that could shorten your list down to forty-nine..."|
|Mission: 550He paced, barking his orders as they came to his head to the purple Grundo sitting nearby. The Grundo frantically wrote...|
|Battle for Meridell - The FallThere is a yelp, a shower of soil—and then I am clinging to the edge, paws in the dust, claws piercing the crumbling ground. |
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"The Veritable Connoisseur" by dragonstorm_75
I am very proud of you. I also know that you need only fifty more foods in order to get first place in the club, so I decided to send you something that could shorten your list down to forty-nine. I was on my way to Meridell Castle to discuss some tax issues with King Skarl himself when I spotted this little blue orb on the side of the dirt road. I stopped my mount and soon learned that it has a rarity of 95, so it satisfies the regulations of the Gourmet Club. Enjoy, I hope you win soon...
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My Hissis enjoy going to the NC Mall, but they don't seem to understand how to wear all the clothing that is sold...