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Barik Von Lupe: 550 Weewoos

"I... I... Feathers was kidnapped, and... and... someone took him from me and... and I will never see him again!"

by _white_spirit_
Baby Adventures: The Faerie Gazette

Treaphie sighed as she looked down at her breakfast plate - it was filled with fresh bunches of broccoli.

by cloudpuffpuff
The 550 Café

"Everything," Stevens answered. "You name it, I'll make it."

by lightnsoundshow
550 Reasons

"What are you going to do a comic about?"

"Um, you know, that might be a good thing to think about," I said.

by kristykimmy

The Day The NT (Almost) Died

His arch-nemesis, the evil Doctor Dastardly, must be in his lair, piecing together his latest fiendish plot...

Also written by punkinunk

by birdinggal

Harix5 Finds the Thief

Straight away I know something is wrong. All my things are in exactly the same place, but they are just too neat.

by missdevil107
Finding the Dusk

The sun was beginning to set on what felt like an endless day and the air was filled with the musty scent of the sea.

by metakitsune
Guilty Conscience

"You are under arrest," Brynn said. She paused. "For trying to pick pocket a guard."

by aria_imp
Battle of the Ixi

There were a variety of things Hanso would have preferred doing on a Saturday, none of which included being at the The Hidden Tower for a large celebration in honor of the 550th issue of the Neopian Times.

by illumiinate
The Little Things

Luci hated rain with a passion.

She sat lazily on the sofa by the window, one paw resting on her lap, the other drawing mindless patterns...

by littlemisshayden

Five-Hundred Fifty Little Stars

"Shh," she cut him off. "Don't move. There's something in the woods."

by foreverthyme
The Veritable Connoisseur

"I also know that you need only fifty more foods in order to get first place in the club, so I decided to send you something that could shorten your list down to forty-nine..."

by dragonstorm_75
Mission: 550

He paced, barking his orders as they came to his head to the purple Grundo sitting nearby. The Grundo frantically wrote...

by arty32097
Battle for Meridell - The Fall

There is a yelp, a shower of soil—and then I am clinging to the edge, paws in the dust, claws piercing the crumbling ground.

by breakingchains
 
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"Guilty Conscience" by aria_imp
Brynn blinked. "Did you just try to pick pocket a guard?" "Unnggg," said the thief pitifully. It was a scruffy Ixi. His paws waved like feeble seaweed. Brynn let up a little as Malgan strolled toward them. The hard-eyed Usul watched silently, and Brynn knew that her brain should be babbling protocol at her at the speed of light and that she should be listening to it, but she couldn't stop staring at the Ixi disbelievingly. "Were you dropped on the head a lot as a child?" she said wonderingly...




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Blah Blah -550 Issue Special-
Oh not this AGAIN.

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