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How to Use the Six Icons

I've found that a lot of the owners don't know anything about Icons – much like me before – even the ones who enjoy battling. So I've decided to make an article about the most basic things of battling, the six Icons.

by starluffy
Seven Types Of Heroes In Neopia

From the beginning of time, heroes have always been saving the world with their good deeds both big and small. But the big question is: do we really know everything about them?

by cherishtwilight
Paint Brushes for Personalities

Today I'm going to choose a selection of colours and explain to you what kind of personality the colour would suit.

by zoarozdtyui
Why MAGAX Should Be In A Plot

When I first saw the Faeries' Ruin plot, and discovered the chapter where it was stated that Hubrid Nox caused the Faeries to turn to stone, my initial reaction was, "YES!! FINALLY!!! MAGAX WILL PROBABLY GET INVOLVED!!!"

by kila__94
Mop 'n' Bop – Mop ‘till you drop!

Place of the riot: a very dirty Hall of Heroes; the offenders: a group of Altadorian petpets; the victim: one VERY angry janitor!

Also written by lute248

by dawwetje

Interviewing Light and Dark - a Selection of Items

We interviewed two completely different citizens on -what they think of as- the best items of all prices around Neopia!

by dimitraaa
Prizes - Keep, Sell, or Use? Part 2

Now with more events, more prizes, and a variety of categories, it becomes hard to decide what to do with your latest prize, or when the Altador Cup comes, PICKING a prize.

by purple_umbreon
Lovely Outfits for Lutari Day

Never fear, Lutari owners and customizers, for there are a number of fashionable outfits that are Lutari specific and range across different styles for every Lutari personality type and color.

by sychologist
What To Do With All Those Negg Stems?!

All the neggs are gone, but the stems remain...

by valikthebuilder
Why You Should Have Picked Rutu

Deductive reasoning is fairly straightforward and actually a discipline of mathematics. (That's right. You were tricked into doing math.)

by max02468
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"All That Glitters is not Green" by spiderwax
"No one said anything to me about needing to be painted something," the green Skeith replied. The other girl ignored her, as she noticed the buffet. Gichi frowned, and made her way to the dressing room. It was decided right then and there not to mention that to Spider. She was a noisy human, and tended to cause upsets when she felt one of her pets had been insulted. The Skeith glanced into the mirror, her dress glistening in the light of the dressing...

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Tyrannian edition. Message sponsored by the Tyrannian Tourism Board.

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