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A Place in the Country: Part One

"Oh, Mr. Jennings!" she said. "I am so excessively glad you could attend!"

Jennings smiled in response; he didn't think there was a part of the room that wasn't excessive in some form.

by herdygerdy

Greenglade: Part One

Laerya and Akorri had been traveling together for several days now. Lae, the Cybunny, had recently started learning magic – she'd taken an interest in the element of light, but her ability was limited.

by aquadaika
 
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"Effistella the Perfect" by dorotheasansa
I was born on the streets of Neopia Central. For the first few years of my life, I stole what food I needed, starved more often than not, and did what I could to avoid the pound. No one looked twice at me, a hungry, dirty Usul with small eyes and a skill for hiding. I was never named, never having had an owner, but developed a moniker after a few months of being shouted at by shopkeepers desperate to stop me from thieving. "Off!" they'd yell at me...




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The Edge of the World
"Who's they? And who's Dr. Sloth? And what's Neopia?" Tinost said, echoing my own confusion.

Lapnia stared at us. "Are you two for real?"

by emrozi


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All That Glitters is not Green
"No one said anything to me about needing to be painted something," the green Skeith replied.

by spiderwax

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Prizes - Keep, Sell, or Use? Part 2
Now with more events, more prizes, and a variety of categories, it becomes hard to decide what to do with your latest prize, or when the Altador Cup comes, PICKING a prize.

by purple_umbreon

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Paint Brushes for Personalities
Today I'm going to choose a selection of colours and explain to you what kind of personality the colour would suit.

by zoarozdtyui

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Heroic Mischief - Meerca Chase
Luna plays games in a different way.

Script by noobynewt

by matiassr_43


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Wheel of... Intelligence?
+5 intelligence... Really?

by epicgiggle



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