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||Issue: 541 | 20th day of Eating, Y14
|Effistella the PerfectThe first of many stories about Eff and Dodo. :]|
|A Krawk TaleBy candlelight at night, she would sit and read through her various books about the different lands, dreaming of the day when she could go and explore them...|
|Racing the HurricaneI lie awake in my bed at night, listening to the rain pounding on the roof. Hurricane Acara, first of the season, is coming in.|
|Deadly DiceWhy Brynn and Hanso did not join the search for King Roo.|
|Lord Darigan's Letter To The EditorYou have a Sloth Appreciation Day, for Fyora's sake! Dr. Frank Sloth, who experiments on innocent little Neopets and concocts potions that transform them into ugly mutants! |
|Interview With A LarnikinA small table sits in the middle of the room: a table littered with papers, a tiny terrarium, pencils, more papers, an open book, and something that resembles a horn used as a primitive sound-amplifying device.|
|The Edge of the World"Who's they? And who's Dr. Sloth? And what's Neopia?" Tinost said, echoing my own confusion.
Lapnia stared at us. "Are you two for real?"
|All That Glitters is not Green"No one said anything to me about needing to be painted something," the green Skeith replied. |
|Letters to ElianaThese letters were found in a safe inside an abandoned, broken down house in Faerieland...|
|In MemorandumIt all started several months ago when various Neopians began noticing the jolly king from Roo Island began some sort of negotiations with Alstaf Poogle, the Poetry Competition judge.|
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All Those Negg Stems
As the 2014 Festival of Neggs draws to a close, a single question is on everybody's mind. That is, once all of the pets in Neopia have had their share of chocolate neggs, cookie neggs, maple syrup neggs, and countless other varieties of neggy delicacies, what happens to all of those poor, neglected negg stems?! What's that you say? That question has never come to your mind? Well, it has come to everyone else's mind...
|How to Use the Six Icons|
I've found that a lot of the owners don't know anything about Icons – much like me before – even the ones who enjoy battling. So I've decided to make an article about the most basic things of battling, the six Icons.
|Why MAGAX Should Be In A Plot|
When I first saw the Faeries' Ruin plot, and discovered the chapter where it was stated that Hubrid Nox caused the Faeries to turn to stone, my initial reaction was, "YES!! FINALLY!!! MAGAX WILL PROBABLY GET INVOLVED!!!"
|Out of the Shadows: Part Three|
He jolted his head up and stared at her blankly, then followed her terrified gaze to his paw, which was slowly emptying a bottle of Essence of Everlasting Apple into the bubbling brew. He immediately jerked his paw, and the bottle skittered over the desk...