|Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...
||Issue: 541 | 20th day of Eating, Y14
|Effistella the PerfectThe first of many stories about Eff and Dodo. :]|
|A Krawk TaleBy candlelight at night, she would sit and read through her various books about the different lands, dreaming of the day when she could go and explore them...|
|Racing the HurricaneI lie awake in my bed at night, listening to the rain pounding on the roof. Hurricane Acara, first of the season, is coming in.|
|Deadly DiceWhy Brynn and Hanso did not join the search for King Roo.|
|Lord Darigan's Letter To The EditorYou have a Sloth Appreciation Day, for Fyora's sake! Dr. Frank Sloth, who experiments on innocent little Neopets and concocts potions that transform them into ugly mutants! |
|Interview With A LarnikinA small table sits in the middle of the room: a table littered with papers, a tiny terrarium, pencils, more papers, an open book, and something that resembles a horn used as a primitive sound-amplifying device.|
|The Edge of the World"Who's they? And who's Dr. Sloth? And what's Neopia?" Tinost said, echoing my own confusion.
Lapnia stared at us. "Are you two for real?"
|All That Glitters is not Green"No one said anything to me about needing to be painted something," the green Skeith replied. |
|Letters to ElianaThese letters were found in a safe inside an abandoned, broken down house in Faerieland...|
|In MemorandumIt all started several months ago when various Neopians began noticing the jolly king from Roo Island began some sort of negotiations with Alstaf Poogle, the Poetry Competition judge.|
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"Effistella the Perfect" by dorotheasansa
I was born on the streets of Neopia Central. For the first few years of my life, I stole what food I needed, starved more often than not, and did what I could to avoid the pound. No one looked twice at me, a hungry, dirty Usul with small eyes and a skill for hiding. I was never named, never having had an owner, but developed a moniker after a few months of being shouted at by shopkeepers desperate to stop me from thieving. "Off!" they'd yell at me...
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Never fear, Lutari owners and customizers, for there are a number of fashionable outfits that are Lutari specific and range across different styles for every Lutari personality type and color.
|A Place in the Country: Part One|
"Oh, Mr. Jennings!" she said. "I am so excessively glad you could attend!"
Jennings smiled in response; he didn't think there was a part of the room that wasn't excessive in some form.
|Out of the Shadows: Part Three|
He jolted his head up and stared at her blankly, then followed her terrified gaze to his paw, which was slowly emptying a bottle of Essence of Everlasting Apple into the bubbling brew. He immediately jerked his paw, and the bottle skittered over the desk...