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The Secrets Behind Governor Gavril McGill

Months ago, back in July, a very memorable event happened. A giant squid emerged from the depths of the unknown, wrapped its enormous tentacles around Krawk Island and pulled it down into the sea...

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What Is There To Do When You Have Done It All?

These are just a few suggestions based on my 10 years of playing Neopets and existence in Neopia!

by flippy_85
Top Ten Wearables For Babies - Part Two

I'm creating a Part Two to my original list, with ten more wearables, both NP and NC, that work well with these adorable Babies.

by auraichadora
Books You Should Never Let Your Siblings Read

If you ever see the following books anywhere near your siblings, you must decide quickly...

by msdelirium
Top 10 Locations to Build Your Neohome

With 19 locations across Neopia to choose from, deciding on the perfect place to settle down with your Neopets can be a difficult decision.

by mercy_angel
How to Comfort Daily Pets

Disease, decrease of stats, and items getting stolen can really take a toll on you. But can you imagine how your pet must feel?

by natverdi
Lilo Blumario Interview

Today, Roo Island Networks brings you something very special indeed!

by pump
Team Brawn: Recuperating After an Obvious Miscount

To help recover from this tragedy, there are a few remedies you can do right now!

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Exclusive Wishing Well Interview

My first reaction was, wait... What.... OMG NOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAY.

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Colors and Fitting Decorations for Wockies

Seven colors to make your Wocky look attractive.

by gemini3862
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Wearables For Babies

Back in Issue 506, I wrote an article that mentioned my top ten wearables for babies. However, since I wrote that article, I found so many more wearables that fit our lovely Baby pets, and so I'm creating a Part Two to my original list, with ten more wearables, both NP and NC, that work well with these adorable Babies. Of course, like with my last...

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