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Strength

The mountain's peak was near; the unforgiving winds that buffeted the Gnorbu princess's frame told her as much.

by ghost_goose
The Unsuspected Treasure

Phileus was sailing alone in his little ship a short distance from the shore. A scowl was etched in his face as if in stone, and he certainly was not happy, nor was he in harmony with anything...

by hawkmissle
Prisoner of Stitches

I sat on a tidy shelf, staring straight ahead with unblinking blue eyes. I could not turn to look at the plushies next to me, but I knew what they were.

by potatoobsessed
Adopted

"Marie, it's your lucky day. You're getting adopted."

by pjrbook23
Past Times: A Week in the Life of a Larnikin Soldier

What is this? It looks like an old diary. Wonder what this petpetpet's life was like... eons ago...

Also by 1335512

by chaotizitaet

The Case of the Pilfered Painting

"No! It can't be!" she cried in a hoarse whisper. "Fyora forbid, my lovely painting – it's gone!"

by nafisa_s_rasul
Meepit Juice Headache

The meepits appear to be climbing a tree! You run outside and watch in horror as the meepits all climb, spread out around the tree chanting for their juice.

by faeirian
Afraid

No one sane would actually want to visit the Beast.

by warriorsrock965
 
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"Adopted" by pjrbook23
My name is Marie and I'm an Usul. I was abandoned shortly after my owner made me. It was a hard fact to accept, but I have accepted it. I now have a new owner named P.J. and a 'sister' named Ariana, who is an Ixi. Yes, life is sweet now, but it wasn't that way in the beginning. It took a long time to stop feeling adopted. It all started with my first owner dropping me off at the Pound. For his protection I won't...




Other Stories


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Colors and Fitting Decorations for Wockies
Seven colors to make your Wocky look attractive.

by gemini3862

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Exclusive Wishing Well Interview
My first reaction was, wait... What.... OMG NOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAY.

Also by mikh26

by blue_eyed_tiger_j


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Beautiful Chaos: Part Six
"We've been walking for hours and we're no closer to Cedrik or the Citadel!" Leo grumbled, as he noticed the faintest rays of the rising sun coming over the hills. "We've walked in circles ALL NIGHT."

by tanikagillam

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Treasure Lost: Part Six
"I was beginning to think that no one would come to witness the conclusion of my finest experiment."

by vampiroteuthus

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Oops
The main reason why you shouldn't bring a Water pet to the Lost Desert.

by cuku1902

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That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles
No Draiks were undeservingly harmed in the making of this comic.

by pikemaster1



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