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Strength

The mountain's peak was near; the unforgiving winds that buffeted the Gnorbu princess's frame told her as much.

by ghost_goose
The Unsuspected Treasure

Phileus was sailing alone in his little ship a short distance from the shore. A scowl was etched in his face as if in stone, and he certainly was not happy, nor was he in harmony with anything...

by hawkmissle
Prisoner of Stitches

I sat on a tidy shelf, staring straight ahead with unblinking blue eyes. I could not turn to look at the plushies next to me, but I knew what they were.

by potatoobsessed
Adopted

"Marie, it's your lucky day. You're getting adopted."

by pjrbook23
Past Times: A Week in the Life of a Larnikin Soldier

What is this? It looks like an old diary. Wonder what this petpetpet's life was like... eons ago...

Also by 1335512

by chaotizitaet

The Case of the Pilfered Painting

"No! It can't be!" she cried in a hoarse whisper. "Fyora forbid, my lovely painting – it's gone!"

by nafisa_s_rasul
Meepit Juice Headache

The meepits appear to be climbing a tree! You run outside and watch in horror as the meepits all climb, spread out around the tree chanting for their juice.

by faeirian
Afraid

No one sane would actually want to visit the Beast.

by warriorsrock965
 
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Wearables For Babies



Back in Issue 506, I wrote an article that mentioned my top ten wearables for babies. However, since I wrote that article, I found so many more wearables that fit our lovely Baby pets, and so I'm creating a Part Two to my original list, with ten more wearables, both NP and NC, that work well with these adorable Babies. Of course, like with my last...



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Top Ten Wearables For Babies - Part Two
I'm creating a Part Two to my original list, with ten more wearables, both NP and NC, that work well with these adorable Babies.

by auraichadora

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Books You Should Never Let Your Siblings Read
If you ever see the following books anywhere near your siblings, you must decide quickly...

by msdelirium

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Usuki Singing Stars #11: Patricia's Holiday Miracle - Part Three
"You pounded your daughter!?!?!" Patricia exclaimed.

by downrightdude

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The Search for a Home and a Friend: Part Two
Spike woke up to the sound of a pan sizzling. He walked to what seemed like a kitchen and saw Jason cooking omelets.

"Good morning! We're going to be eating these on the go. We need to find you a petpet," Jason said.

by hannahcreep


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Neopet Comics
Sometimes ones and zeroes arrange themselves to form pictures of Lupes and things!

by lil_jen_aside

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Negg Sandwich
Are those... someone's dentures!?

by bubblegoldfish



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