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A Neopian's Guide to Destruct-o-Match III

Are those pesky blocks starting to drive you crazy? This guide can help!

by parody_ham
10 Things the Meepits Don’t Want You to Know

These aren't just secrets! These are the Meepits' secrets!

by starry_pride
Food Shop Fun: Brightvale Fruits

I will travel to the land of knowledge to seek out Neopia's finest berries.

by lord_of_fantasy
Delicious Hot Drinks!

I have made a list of what I think are the tastiest hot drinks you can enjoy during a cold Autumn day!

by xoxkar
How to Be Your Owner's Favourite! Pt. 2

We have all had our fair share of fights and disputes, but your siblings are there for life (unless they are taken to the dreaded.... POUND! /screams).

by zinkidy_dink
Neoseki - Simply Suiseki

Suiseki is a hobby I first encountered amongst the beautiful bonsai of Shenkuu, a mysterious and delicate traditional art of appreciating simple natural beauty - the elegance of rocks...

by robin_y2k1
Ugga Drop Guide

This game just requires a bit of practice and some patience.

by o0seagaru0o
Your Guide to Neopet Cleanliness

20 of the best products in Neopia for keeping your pet clean.

by mango_mango101
Preparing a Pet for the Battledome

If you haven't fought a single battle yet in the BD or would like to be more informed of how to go about preparing a pet for it, here's a simple and easy guide to help you on your way.

by akitera
How To Throw A Slorgtastic Party In 5 Easy Steps!

All great Slorg enthusiasts know that the 3rd day of the month of Storing is when we celebrate those adorable little slimey Petpets.

by girlygrl27
Who Let the Slorgs Out?

This special day was created in order to calm down aggressive Slorgs and stop them from spreading rumors about their evilness.

by froopse
 
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"A Fish Out of Water" by thediractor
It was so close that Hael would only have to swim for a few seconds to get to it. It was so tempting! There was a shining wooden handle sticking out of the sand. Hael was sure it was treasure. She looked back at Mayanie, absorbed in her work. The Ixi wouldn't notice if Hael went just a little farther than instructed, right? And she would go right back, too...




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The Ultimate Cheat
"This would be the day that Randolph finally became someone important. He would become the Cheat champion. He had been waiting for this day for years."

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The Spellbook (of DOOM)
Note to self: Dustinany + Spellbook = Bad combo.

by pretsel_is_back

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The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Eight
"I'm glad you're awake finally." She was a grey faerie, I could tell by her grey hair and her ruined looking wings.

by xaetear

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History of the Vampire: Part Two
"I was hoping this would create a Halloween-like appearance. Yet still, I have found no takers."

by dragon_imaginer

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Talk About Random
At least the other wheels are working.

by buizelmaniac

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Speak no more: Eyeballs
You don't hit a lady!!

by laehlani



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