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A Neopian's Guide to Destruct-o-Match III

Are those pesky blocks starting to drive you crazy? This guide can help!

by parody_ham
10 Things the Meepits Don’t Want You to Know

These aren't just secrets! These are the Meepits' secrets!

by starry_pride
Food Shop Fun: Brightvale Fruits

I will travel to the land of knowledge to seek out Neopia's finest berries.

by lord_of_fantasy
Delicious Hot Drinks!

I have made a list of what I think are the tastiest hot drinks you can enjoy during a cold Autumn day!

by xoxkar
How to Be Your Owner's Favourite! Pt. 2

We have all had our fair share of fights and disputes, but your siblings are there for life (unless they are taken to the dreaded.... POUND! /screams).

by zinkidy_dink
Neoseki - Simply Suiseki

Suiseki is a hobby I first encountered amongst the beautiful bonsai of Shenkuu, a mysterious and delicate traditional art of appreciating simple natural beauty - the elegance of rocks...

by robin_y2k1
Ugga Drop Guide

This game just requires a bit of practice and some patience.

by o0seagaru0o
Your Guide to Neopet Cleanliness

20 of the best products in Neopia for keeping your pet clean.

by mango_mango101
Preparing a Pet for the Battledome

If you haven't fought a single battle yet in the BD or would like to be more informed of how to go about preparing a pet for it, here's a simple and easy guide to help you on your way.

by akitera
How To Throw A Slorgtastic Party In 5 Easy Steps!

All great Slorg enthusiasts know that the 3rd day of the month of Storing is when we celebrate those adorable little slimey Petpets.

by girlygrl27
Who Let the Slorgs Out?

This special day was created in order to calm down aggressive Slorgs and stop them from spreading rumors about their evilness.

by froopse
 
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Preparing for Battle



Preparing a pet for the Battledome doesn't need to be stressful or difficult as you think it might be. All it takes is some basic know-how and the willingness of you (and your pet of course!) to go and enter the arena of the Battledome. So if you haven't fought a single battle yet in the BD or would like to be more informed of how to go about preparing a pet for it, here's a simple and easy guide to help you on your way: There are three main things that you need to consider...



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The Ultimate Cheat
"This would be the day that Randolph finally became someone important. He would become the Cheat champion. He had been waiting for this day for years."

by pandas_91

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WN BD PPL BC AV UFT
I can't tell you how many hours I've spent watching my owner, Max, standing on top of a box to be taller and screaming, "WN BD PPL BC AV UFT!"

by chocolate_fudge7

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The Mysterious Affair At Virtupets: Part One
I was on the shuttle when it happened.

by yoyti

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The Secret of Geraptiku: Part Eight
"I'm glad you're awake finally." She was a grey faerie, I could tell by her grey hair and her ruined looking wings.

by xaetear

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The Off Season- Hero Gyro
The Techo Super-Fan

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5

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Rich Slorg
...busy being rich.

by mistfallen



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