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The Off Season- Hero Gyro

The Techo Super-Fan

by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
Caption Contest

Oh, look!

Idea by jiggers_81

by beanie_lova

Random Oddness

It would make more sense....

by mistyqee
Speak no more: Eyeballs

You don't hit a lady!!

by laehlani
Key Questing: Lesson 1

Key Quest can be hazardous to your health.

by starlite1287
Rich Slorg

...busy being rich.

by mistfallen
Justice Is Served

It's my turn already?!

by german_girl16
Neonisms: Budget Paintbrush

You get what you pay for...'SNOT fair! LOL

by moonlightfear
Usuls Plus One - Food.. Sort Of

Allow me to define "food"...

by maraqua_berry
Literally my house

Yup... It really looks like that.

by pirate_cove
Who Knew That

Illusen actually likes yoyos.

by naominzk
Castle Nox - What the....?

Seriously - where did it come from?!

by erfurt_lauren
Neopian House of Confliction

Kacheeks are yummy.

by lunarasammy
Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Underwater Fishing

Ohhhh, we all thought no harm could come from a little fishing... v__v

by shamaela

Who DOESN'T love the Usukiland Advert?

by jecruby
Elderly Pets Gone Wild

Babies. They don't work like that... or at all.

by wallaroo42
At the Beach

It's sooo unfair. D:

by amkb123s


by flaricfury
Giving Petrified a New Meaning

Plots ftw!

Also by kr_ena1337

by ruby_petal

Just a Baby JubJub

That baby JubJub is my hero! :)

by zwackypoopz
No Vacancy

There's a reason the healing springs say "At your own risk".

by tristasmith

Lighter than a feather.

by sogochilli
Earning a Hobby

Where have you been?

Idea by zonada

by kawaii_neokitty2

The Dark Side

When bad gets worse.

by vira8
Battledome Woes

The opponents are getting tough...

by animerocks75
Talk About Random

At least the other wheels are working.

by buizelmaniac
Neopian Neophyte - DISAPPOINTED

You literally could not be any more wrong.

by leedom111

You know what they say about being in space...

by imp_oster
Light House Life

I shall grant you a new ability...

by louishooper
Fighting Shadows

No wonder it wasn't fighting back...

Art by bluerang1

by livvy_granger


Swords at ready!

Also by water_park1993

by invalid_character

The NC Faerie?

Is the NC faerie a REAL faerie?!

by djudju22_8
Bragging Rights

The speed stat is good for something.

by spoofbuzz
Sad Slorg


by kitteh_love_forever
Insert Title Here

On second thought, keep them bottled.

by z0v0z
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Preparing for Battle

Preparing a pet for the Battledome doesn't need to be stressful or difficult as you think it might be. All it takes is some basic know-how and the willingness of you (and your pet of course!) to go and enter the arena of the Battledome. So if you haven't fought a single battle yet in the BD or would like to be more informed of how to go about preparing a pet for it, here's a simple and easy guide to help you on your way: There are three main things that you need to consider...

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A bubbly Bruce hopped up next to try and enter the imperial exam. The Kacheek looked up at her and said, "Spell 'working', please."

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by kathleen_kate


Illusions of Grandeur: Part Two
Either way, this was not my father, but I could more easily get rid of a ghost than track down an illusionist, especially one clever enough to have thought up this trick to begin with.

by kittengriffin

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